Hitler Reacts to ESO Patch 1.6
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Hitler Reacts to ESO Patch 1.6
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | The enemy is advancing on all fronts |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Yellows have taken Nikkel to the south and are advancing to Fort Rayles |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | The reds are on the northern side of Warden and Glademist |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | They have already taken Glademist, Aleswell and Ash to the east |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And a raid of randoms failed to re-take Bleakers |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Steiner's impulse train will sweep our own keeps |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | and then he will take the inner ring. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Führer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Steiner... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Steiner's impulse train was killed in 2 seconds. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Patch 1.6 has rendered the impulse train useless. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone without these abilites slotted will stay here: Impulse, Wall of Elements, Purge and Rapid Maneouvre. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck is this! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Steiner has levelled impulse to level 4! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | How dare Zenimax change the mechanics of a perfectly good tactic? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Don't they realize the time put into this? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | And now yellows and red use it against us! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | The both factions are just a bunch of incompetent cowards |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I will not stand for this! Send another group right now! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | What do you think this is, fucking wow? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But there is nothing we can do Bananna Squad just wiped us with bats... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Banannas are coward, traitors and failures! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Führer, The Renegades are too spreadout for our impulse to work. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | The Renegades are the worst scum of the Ebonheart Pact. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Not a shred of honor! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | We have worked hard on the Impuse tactic after months and months in PVE lands. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Just to learn how to press the right button |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | For months we have practiced to stack on the crown. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And we have jumped over every kind of obstackle on the map! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I happen to like just following a crown and pressing a button |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And then this jerk Bipolo stand there taking almost no damage! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And then we are killed in 2 seconds by som red communist Stalin raid |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I never read patch notes myself |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Yet I have made Empreror all by myself |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Emperor over everything! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Traitors |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Now we are being owned like fucking noobs! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | They are laughing at us even in Stros M'Kai |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | But they will all pay. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | We will cast impulse twice as fast. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | and our healing must be twice as bloody |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, your healing spam is fine. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I don't know how we can play without impulse train. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | We need to go back to PVE, we need to practice in Stros M'Kai ... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I am rerolling my char |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The guild will be PVE |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | But if you think I am going to leave ESO, |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | you are seriousely mistaken. I'd rather be a total noob. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Go reroll your characters |