| 00:00 - 00:03 | So it was here at the anarchist |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | mob riots against |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | the Inauguration of President Trump |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Richard Spencer was just walking along |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | minding his own business. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | So he was interviewing with |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | big media. CNN or whoever. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My waifu... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | It...uh... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | It was not major media. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | It was just some kid with a cell phone. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone here NOT wearing swastika panties, exit the room. Right now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | So Spencer gets bitchslapped? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | On some bastard's phone? Bitchslapped? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | What about his security detail? He's a major celebrity leader! Were his bodyguards asleep? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Those panties I sent him are bulletproof! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Not poofda proof! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | How did this limpwristed anarchist pervert breach |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Spencer's masterful strategic perimeter? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | He preaches on the right and duty of self-defense! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | He is smarter than the smartest skinhead! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Why then is he not smart enough to duck? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | There was no security detail, my waifu. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | All that attacker did was throw his arm like this... |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Spencer's a victim, you say? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | The punch was thrown by a sissy who |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | likes ladies to whip him and make him eat poo-poo! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And you tell me he had no defense against this? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | No expectation that one of the thousand antifascist |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | punks in the crowd might decide to punch him? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Has Spencer even read Mein Kampf? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Has he ever taken more than one punch in his life? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | But at least the dank memes |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | can be worked in our favor. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Let's pair Spencer with Captain America |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And maybe |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | that hero Indiana Jones! Make some Spencer memes |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Render him sympathetic to average Americans! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | We can do that, maybe sign Spencer up |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | for martial arts or pilates or something. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | So he doesn't crumple like a closeted Jew-lover! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | He's not doxxing you and your husband, Elishiva. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Well...that's it then. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Make the best of it. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Rehabilitate Spencer |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | through the use of |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | a red-blooded meme that demonstrates his bravery and relevance to mainstream America. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | If that doesn't work? |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Call Cernovich. |
