| 00:00 - 00:05 | So he starts demanding help and tells me he's having difficulties |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | with hacking a machine in the labs |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | i take a deep breath, trying to think |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | how i can help him without giving up too much information |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | And then he tells me "I tried everything".... |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | EVERYTHING |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | can you imagine? |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | I was trying my hardest not to pee in my pants... |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | ....everything.... |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | so i asked him "have you tried bruteforcing? Maybe that will give you some access" |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | So he tells me he attached a 3 TB storage with a huge password list |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | and has been bruteforcing for 5 days now.. |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | And all this time, |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | I can hear muts saying |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | in the back of my head... |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | "ASK HIM IF HE HAS TRIED HARDER". |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | And i think to myself |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | I better not say that |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | Otherwise he'll get pissed off... |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | But by now i've peed in my pants a little.... |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | Can you imagine |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | the poor guy bruteforcing for 5 days |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | So, i figure, i have to help him |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | I need to give him some good advice |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | how do i give him motivation |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | so i tell him... |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | so i tell him... |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | look... |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | if i were you, i would take some time, relax... |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | and TRY HARDER... |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | i actually said... |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | i actually said it |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | and i get a salary for it! |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | can you imagine, that i get paid... |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | for telling people to try harder! |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | What did he say? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | he said.... |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | I think he started crying |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | He said "Ok, i'll try harder". |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | It's like that every day, we get 10-20 people like that |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | So you like your job? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | Yes, but i had to replace my office chair 4 times now |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | i just keep peeing on myself |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | We're hiring... |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | You interested? |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | Seriously, consider joining our admin group |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | we have the best team ever... |
