| 00:00 - 00:03 | Samsung has held today an unpacked event today in barcelona |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | They've unveiled the new Galaxy S6 and Edge in multiple color. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | They will be avaible in the Zeilgalery and Fuhrer Hipshop |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | They shall be available in 32,64 and 128GB with a price starting at 700 euros for the 32GB model |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And be released on April 10. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I might take a black one with 64GB of internal storage |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | and use my old sd card |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | mein fuhrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Samsung... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Samsung removed the sd Card slot and the removable battery |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They've also put a 2 500 mah battery to power up the QHD Screen |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everybody who doesn't want to see Samsung dying please leave at once |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | are you fucking shiting me ? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | how could they fucking kill the removable battery |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | DO YOU KNOW WHY I DIDN'T BOUGHT A FUCKING IPHONE ? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | because i didn't fucking want to pay for an over priced piece of shit who is use by 12 year old bitch to take fucking selfies |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | but now samsung is applying the same cocksucking policy |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | they've became even more evil than my incompetent SS army |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | none of you have done anything to stop that fucking farce |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | now because of you samsung is going to fall |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer please watch your language before your mother spank you ! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | i'm the one who's going to spank yo mama's flat pancake ass |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein fuhrer please stop insulting me or i'll toss you a Nokia |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You wouldn't even dare |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Samsung didn't even change they're atrocious home button |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | those buttons are even older than Goebbels youngest daughter |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | they've lasted more time than this fucking war |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | and now because of them we're going to lose that war for sure |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Those crappy IPhone Wanna be couldn't even last enough time to be used for communication between our troops. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | who is the fucking terrorist who decided to put a fucking 2 500 mah battery along side a Quad HD Screen ? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Is it too much to ask to have a removable battery and an SD Slot in 1945 ? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | But none of you care for a single bit,i should have bought Nokia 3310 for all of you just like Stalin. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | The soviet are even using them to pierce through my SS Werwolf |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | they've even killed Mussolini with them |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | but that dumb bald egg tried to defend himself with an IPhone 6 plus |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | The IPhone banded and killed him alongside is friends |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | then they've hanged the IPhone upside down to show the whole world how crappy they are |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I refuse to get killed by an IPhone and neither less a crappy IPhone clone |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | you can go ahead and buy whatever you want |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I'd rather shoot myself in the head then encourage Samsung in their new suckcocking politic |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Even the japanese were so mad they've attack the US and now they're losing |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry,i'm almost sure it's will not affect the launch of Street Fighter 5 |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Please call my mother |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | i want her to sing me a song,give me some ice cream... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | and maybe destroy Samsung |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | but once again... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | i will never resign myself to buy an IPhone S Wanna |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I'd rather buy a Meizu Mx4 Pro |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | at least they got a decent battery. |
