| 00:00 - 00:03 | The Beach Boys reunion has come to an end. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | With final shows at the Royal Albert Hall |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and Wembley. |
| 00:08 - 00:13 | Things will revert to the previous arrangement. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | MIke Love will continue touring as The Beach Boys. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Hold on a second... |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | They fired Brian Wilson? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer, techinically no. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | But... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | But he says it sort of felt like being fired. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Al Jardine feels the same. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All those that didn't buy Summer in Paradise leave now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Somebody tell me I'm dreaming. |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | That I'm in some sort of fugue state! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Am I asleep right now? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Is this all some bad fucking dream? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Mike Love is a ridiculous, mincing creep |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | who was lucky to be related! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Brian Wilson can't be a Beach Boy but John Stamos can? A guy from Full House? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Not the creator of Pet Sounds? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer, Andrew Doe says there's an email. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Andrew Doe is working for Mike Love! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhrer, he's fact-checking. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | He is a charter member of Club Kokomo! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | His evidence is bullshit! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | He's citing the Facebook ravings of a teenage girl! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Stop distracting from the obvious! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Not to tour with Brian Wilson and Al Jardine is disgusting! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Mike Love is human filth, the lowest sort of pond scum! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | His greed and desire for control is repulsive! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | So what if Brian wants to tour with a large band... |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | How the hell can you replicate Pet Sounds otherwise! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | They did justice to the music... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Mike Love wants to play SeaWorld!?! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Not Madison Square Garden... |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Not the Hollywood Bowl... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | but SeaWorld and Biloxi casinos!! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | He could have had another album with Capitol! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Could Mike Love do that? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Capitol would laugh in his stupid reptile face! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | He can't even play an instrument! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Cowsill is pretty good. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | He says he's going to do a solo album. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | He announced it two years in advance. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | A Mike Love solo album. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Can you imagine such a thing? |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I've heard Pisces Brothers... and Santa's Goin' to Kokomo. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I've heard enough. It's over. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Summer's gone. |
