Aznwithbeard and pve
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Aznwithbeard finds out that BO-LD members are doing PVE
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | Azn, our numbers have grown the last weeks and we are now back at where we used to be. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | They new members are from null, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | low and high sec. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Our corp chat is filled with new faces |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and we have even managed to recruit people from the rare asian/aussie timezone. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Perfect, we will make our presence known in all of catch. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Everyone will fear us. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My FC |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | People |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | People are busy with PVE. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Ratting, exploration |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who owns an Anathema, cheetah, Buzzard or Helios leave the room now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | This is fucked up! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | This is not a fucking carebear corp! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | We even pay you to pvp |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | And you are out ratting |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | How will you kill PL with your ratting ships? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Get your shit together ffs! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Every day I log into zkillboard to look at what we have lossed. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And there I find filthy ratting ships! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My FC, we need to make more isk to get better ships. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | You get that from your victims wrecks! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My FC, the brave scavengers are always at the wreck first! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Then you shoot them too! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Filthy PVE! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I had a dream |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | of leading the most infamous group in Eve |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | spreading terror wherever we would go |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Instead I am stuck here with Winnie-the-Pooh and his friends! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I can't show myself in the FC channel if this goes public! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I just wanted to be feared! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I should take you all out in mining ships and leave you deep into Stain! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | And when you pvp you are in that god damn catch defence fleet |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | They keep fucking up my battle plan! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | What did I do in my past life to deserve this? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | What should I do? |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I can't start with industry now, everyone thinks I hate it |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And the mineral prices in GE are aweful |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Just because Neutrox keeps bringing in cheap shit from Jita |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | How can I compete with that? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I hope you are happy now?! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's all right, he doesn't know about our mining alts. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I will be known as the carebear chief |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I will have to put different rats resistance in my bio |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | And fly with warp core stabs |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | No, it can't end like this.. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Next time I see someone in a ratting ship I will awox you myself. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I will be in every relic site waiting for you |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I'll get you in fleet one way or another. |