00:00 - 00:03 | Aben - We have word PL have returned |
00:04 - 00:05 | They have set up operations in Stain |
00:05 - 00:07 | It seems they are intent on fucking with Brave in GE-8 |
00:08 - 00:12 | They are currently 3 cynos away from our space |
00:12 - 00:15 | However our newbros are gonna get seriously fucked if they head our way |
00:17 - 00:19 | Securitas - So we need to pack our shit and fuck off again then? |
00:19 - 00:21 | I wonder if we can get J3B to rent RNF again? |
00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Führer |
00:27 - 00:28 | Lycton is on our Comms |
00:31 - 00:33 | He doesn't sound too pleased |
00:34 - 00:36 | He said if we up and fuck off he's gonna be angry |
00:53 - 00:58 | Does he realize who the fuck he's talking to? Aben, Xeron, Aaron, Dex, and Yarrick, stay here. The rest of you fuck off |
01:13 - 01:15 | You cunts, I said we should stay in Geminate assgning fighters to Talwars |
01:15 - 01:17 | My Jew Level in Faction Warfare got so high |
01:18 - 01:23 | But you insipid butt fucks wanted to come back to Catch |
01:25 - 01:28 | We could have kept rolling in that dank renting ISK |
01:29 - 01:31 | You fucking retarded twats |
01:31 - 01:34 | We had HERO over the barrel, and now we're the one's with our pants down |
01:34 - 01:37 | I bet you fucks haven't even stocked RNF with KY jelly |
01:37 - 01:40 | I fucking hate it when PL go in dry |
01:40 - 01:42 | Yarrick - We have some on order, plus we're used to some bum love |
01:42 - 01:46 | Shut the fuck up, I don't want the rest of Eve knowing what I use you guys for |
01:46 - 01:48 | You are a PVP god to us |
01:48 - 01:52 | I don't give a flying fuck, you're just here to provide me with ISK for supers |
01:53 - 01:54 | Fuck PL |
01:56 - 01:57 | And fuck HERO |
01:57 - 02:00 | You fucks have put me between a rock and a hard place |
02:00 - 02:03 | You've been making us look like dicklicks since the IG, Aura fiasco |
02:04 - 02:08 | Do you know how big Lychtons cock is... |
02:08 - 02:13 | I hate putting that in my mouth, its huge |
02:14 - 02:16 | But once again I'll do it |
02:17 - 02:21 | We can't defend our space with 20 Ishtars and 2 Scimis |
02:27 - 02:29 | Tell Lychton I'm ready |
02:30 - 02:34 | All I wanted was Eve infamy |
02:34 - 02:36 | Now we're left nuzzling at the teets of Brave and Test |
02:41 - 02:42 | Fuck you all |
02:43 - 02:47 | You even let some shit wormhole corp steal our EU TZ |
02:48 - 02:53 | Next PL will be rapecaging my super pos, I bet Jakob hasn't even stronted the tower |
02:54 - 02:56 | I wonder if Brave will let us merge with them |
02:56 - 02:59 | they may even let me be a junior FC, |
03:00 - 03:02 | Do you have any idea how bad it is getting 100 noobs to anchor up? |
03:04 - 03:07 | Its ok Maximus, you'll still be allowed to loose VNIs |
03:14 - 03:16 | We could up sticks and fuck off back to FW |
03:19 - 03:23 | but our 100mn ishtars are too OP, plus that British cunt Mira, what a twat |
03:25 - 03:26 | No, we're gonna stay, |
03:31 - 03:33 | till I accidently drop our sov at least |
03:40 - 03:46 | so fuck off and rat, I'll be cheering on PL as they hot drop you |
03:46 - 03:49 | from the comfort of Lychtons quarters |
03:53 - 03:56 | Fuck you all |