| 00:00 - 00:05 | Its the 2nd round of the Pub Darts, I mean BDO at Lakeshite |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | A huge double figure crowd in attendance |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | The fat farmer minces up to the oche |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | Like his arse is eating a Werthers |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | The inbred cunt, 2-1 up, looses 4-2 |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | Jobbing cunt |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | 4 fucking 2 |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | 4-2, to that queer from Belgium |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | wanker |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | De Vos, for fucks sake, a fucking gay midget sex case, from Belgium |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | Choking like the fat fucking jobber he is |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | Throwing turds, that little flid from the Last Leg show on TV could do better |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | Looked like he was going to cry |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | his pretend dog fucked off embarassed |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | Lost in front his sister who is his wife |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | and the rest of his web toed family |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | BDO number 2 ! |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | pile of dog pump |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | have you seen the way he collects his darts |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | walks like he has arse magma running down his leg |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | makes Alan Carr look butch |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | All he needs is a pink handbag |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | Seriously, mushrooms think |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | he'd rip it up in the PDC |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | deluded twats |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | could'nt rip a paper bag |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | cunts |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | utter cunts |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | Best stick to nobbing sheep |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | pervert |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | gropes |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | gropes |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | his sack like he's from da hood |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | Snoop Scotty the invisible dog molester |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | What a fucking sad sack of shit this inbred cunt is, having an affair with a cow as well |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | A cow ? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | Yes a TB ridden Frisian |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | He really does sum up the BDO |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | Along with Ross the Wart |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | People pay to watch this shit |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | Maybe its the free hot dogs ? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | More likey the special needs clinic across the road, Oche Balboa is a patient |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | He really is a special case, balloon headed, clubfoot spacker |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | Yes, I mean no |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | Pop corn teeth |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | the're all here, family |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | Not Tony Green though, he's a washed up old cunt |
