| 00:00 - 00:03 | Tonight should be a good night at the Grammys |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | There will be no meltdowns |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Especially since Beyonce is nominated for AOTY |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Sam might pull an upset but he promised to give Bey the award if he wins |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Everything will go according as planned |
| 00:17 - 00:20 | Are we sure Iggy won't win tonight? |
| 00:20 - 00:23 | Make sure Azealia is on standby in case she does |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My furhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | It looks like... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | It looks like Beck won AOTY instead of Beyonce |
| 00:34 - 00:37 | And Pharrell's Girl won for best Urban Contemporary Album |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone that bought The New Classic, Girl, or The Morning Phase - get out |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | This is bull SHIT! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Why can't the Grammys do anything right?! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | First they open with a demonic highway to hell performance |
| 01:24 - 01:29 | And then they give Pharrell the URBAN award instead of Bey?! |
| 01:29 - 01:32 | This is why no one takes the Grammys seriously anymore |
| 01:32 - 01:39 | The committee is filled with old white men that only appreciates rock music |
| 01:40 - 01:43 | My furhrer, Beck's album was critically well received too |
| 01:43 - 01:46 | But did you WATCH and LISTEN to Beyonce's visual album |
| 01:46 - 01:49 | My furhrer, Beck can play over 10 instruments and he writes his own songs |
| 01:49 - 01:52 | And Beyonce can sing, dance and perform leaps over him at the same time |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | It's not FAIR! |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | Beyonce finally does something different |
| 01:58 - 02:00 | And this is how the Grammys repay her? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | The Beygency will get them for this |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | This is the last time we will support the Shammys |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | It's nothing but a washed up American Idol and should be removed from television |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | How dare they rob Black America |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Get Azealia on the phone now! It's time to start a riot |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | We've had enough oppression |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Now is the time we fight back |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | United we stand |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I refuse... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I refuse to let Beyonce lose another Grammy |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Call Matthew in here too |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | He would have never let this night happen |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | This is an outrage and we will fix this |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | You will all SEE next year! |
| 03:04 - 03:08 | It's ok, Beyonce won a Surround Engineer Grammy |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Terrible start to 2015 |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | But it can't get any worse than this |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Hope's not lost |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The worst is over |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Get Rihanna, Kanye, and Paul McCartney in here immediately |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | They're our hope for 2016 |
| 03:52 - 03:56 | They'll vote for Paul he's white |
