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Hitler and the rest of Team Nazi are losing in Conquest

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00:00 - 00:03The enemy team have just taken the Gold Fury with their Hog
00:04 - 00:05They are pushing down the right lane
00:05 - 00:07and are making their way towards the Phoenix
00:08 - 00:12We can defend, but they will definitely head for the Fire Giant
00:12 - 00:15And once they get the buff, they will easily take the left Phoenix
00:17 - 00:19Their Hog is down
00:19 - 00:21Athena can Hog to steal the Fire Giant
00:24 - 00:26My leader...
00:27 - 00:28...she
00:31 - 00:33She did not buy a HOG 3 and has gone Fist of the Gods
00:34 - 00:36We told her to go Hog 3
00:53 - 00:58If you are not leagued in silver, gold, diamond, leave now
01:13 - 01:15Why does she have a Fist?!
01:15 - 01:17Since when does support buy a Fist?!?
01:18 - 01:23I knew she was a noob right from the fucking start when she didn't buy any fucking wards
01:25 - 01:28This whole game is going to shit
01:29 - 01:31I didn't even want to play solo lane
01:31 - 01:34I am easily the best here at playing adc
01:34 - 01:37Last game I owned with Apollo 15 for 0 for 8
01:37 - 01:40But you insisted that you wanted to try out fucking Hou Yi
01:40 - 01:42My leader he looked really good in the YouTube preview vid-
01:42 - 01:46He's the weakest new God ever! I told you he's a pile of shit!
01:46 - 01:48My leader, but his ultimate looks so cool
01:48 - 01:52Is all you care about how cool the twatting ultimate looks?
01:53 - 01:54You're 0 for 5!
01:56 - 01:57I've been soloing against Hades
01:57 - 02:00And I'm telling you that is a difficult lane to handle with any God
02:00 - 02:03and even worse when Thor has to babysit the adc all game
02:04 - 02:08What are these stupid retarded items that you're building for him anyway?
02:08 - 02:13You haven't got any lifesteal and haven't even finished Warrior Tabi and you're now level 15
02:14 - 02:16Is it so difficult to finish an item in full?
02:17 - 02:21You're about as dangerous as someone playing on a 56k dial-up modem, like Stalin
02:27 - 02:29I don't even know why I play with you guys
02:30 - 02:34I play better alone, I'm in Diamond league on 1v1 Joust
02:34 - 02:36I should be in the Pro Leagues!
02:41 - 02:42This is shit
02:43 - 02:47I can't carry this game on my own with all the crowd control they have and Ares chaining me constantly
02:48 - 02:53If we had a decent adc and rotating support in the duo lane
02:54 - 02:56We'd have dicked them in the early game
02:56 - 02:59We haven't managed to get one Gold Fury all game
03:00 - 03:02And now their Anhur and jungler are fed to shit
03:04 - 03:07Don't cry, he rages like this every time they lose
03:14 - 03:16I could normally carry with Ra in the solo lane
03:19 - 03:23It's just... Mercury got ahead too early and got 3 ganks on me...
03:25 - 03:26I forgot to Aegis
03:31 - 03:33The Titan, has fallen
03:40 - 03:46I don't think I can play another one, not after a defeat like that and the shame it's caused me
03:46 - 03:49It will take me a long time to get over this
03:53 - 03:56Let's play an Assault