| 00:00 - 00:03 | another trophy in the bag for the Jambos, easy winning the wee cup! |
| 00:06 - 00:07 | What are those Jambos on aboot? |
| 00:11 - 00:15 | 5-1? That's all you hear from those dicks |
| 00:15 - 00:16 | 5-1, 1902, derby record, blah blah fucking blah |
| 00:16 - 00:17 | They are the big team though? |
| 00:18 - 00:19 | they can't even pay their players or fuck all |
| 00:19 - 00:24 | they'll get their comeuppance one day |
| 00:24 - 00:29 | when big Vlad pulls out, it'll soon be Tynecastle Tesco |
| 00:29 - 00:32 | annoying they're in the league cup final now though |
| 00:33 - 00:37 | more gloating while the debt piles up |
| 00:37 - 00:39 | I've just heard the result from Hampden... |
| 00:39 - 00:41 | You know they've just lost to St Mirren in the cup final |
| 00:41 - 00:44 | They got beat? Off St Mirren? |
| 00:44 - 00:46 | 3-2, and Gary Locke is their new manager anaw |
