| 00:00 - 00:03 | We are planning R8's release during Grammy night |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The world will be in shock. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | This will create huge hype and thus more sales. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | She will most likely dethrone Taylor's album. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We are aiming for #1 with 300K sales. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I'm sure everything will go well.. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | If she performs the lead single as well. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My führer.. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | She... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | She went with her initial choice for the lead single. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | She released it just now. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If anyone liked that god awful try-hard indie song, get out |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | This is absolutely fucking ridiculous |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I'm shocked at her stupidity |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Not that we could expect anything else with her foolish ass |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Is she retarded? We decided that we would go.. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | with that club jam. It would be We Found Love all over. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And she decides to release this Sheryl Crow song? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My führer, Rihanna wanted to do her own thing. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Her own thing? What is this bitch smoking? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My führer, it's time for Rihanna to show artistic grow |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Artistic grow my white ass. This is beyond me. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Rihanna did not sign up for art class. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | She's a fucking musician. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Not Andy Warhol. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | A Vincent van Gogh cuts off his own ear tea. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Does this bitch WANT to flop? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | This is beyond me, I'm telling you |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | This song would finally dethrone Shake it Off |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | and that Meghan girl's All About That Bass |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Am I the only one who wants to see.. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Rihanna succeed? Get another #1 album? |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I want to see her conquer the WORLD even more! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | But no.. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | This bitch wants to be a second Miranda Lambert.. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | a run-down version of Kacey Musgraves.. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | We should just drop this all.. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | We should just drop this all!! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Stop this all and invest our money in Becky G! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry sis, Shower was THE anthem |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | It's like this bitch wants to flop.. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | She took a two year vacation |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | to come back with this bore of a song. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | She's smoked up entire grass fields. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I thought weed INSPIRED people? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Made them more creative? |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Tell Becky G to come in please. |
