| 00:00 - 00:03 | The custom Chapman Stick has been commissioned and paid for |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Cambria at Stick Enterprises confirmed this |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | The Stick will need to be shipped from Woodland Hills, CA |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We're just waiting for Emmett to finish the fretwork on the melody side |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And for Emmett to setup the instrument |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | So how long will it take to get my Stick? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | three, maybe four days? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Three or four... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | or so |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Your Stick will take approximately 3-4 months to complete and ship |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The half fretless take additional time |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Unless you are a contributing member to the lounge on the stickist, leave |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | So what do I do for the next 4 months |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Tap on my Ibanez 7-string guitar?! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | You can't even "hear" the low B string through my Fender twin! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I know because Robstafarian said so! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Does it take 3-4 months to make a Straocaster |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | 3-4 months to make a Les Paul?! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | What does that hippy do all day, what the hell goes on in Woodland Hills? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I am six weeks into my Prog concept album and I still have no Stick! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Stick Enterprises is a small company, how can you expect them to custom make an instrument with no lead time? |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I can get a Skeletone on eBay delivered for free in 3 days |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Do you really consider than instrument? |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I am not making a prog record with a Skeletone |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | or a Warr Guitar |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | All the bitchen Prog bands have a Stick |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Crimson, Dream Theater, even Dave Matthews! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | He got Greg Howard to play on Before These Crowded Streets |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | It's certified triple platinum. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Do you see any albums with a Megatar on it |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | They have a Chapman Stick |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Is it too much to ask to just build it and SHIP IT |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | My old polycarb is not cutting it |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I don't know how Tyler Kent gets so much tone out of his |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And what about my Steve Adelson skype session? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Skype without a Stick? |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Why can't Emmett just keep the same design? Why did he do away with custom dyes?! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Andy's got a green one, that chick from Canada has a pink one |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Now I can't get custom undyed binding edges |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Not to mention discontinuing the Graphite Stick |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Where am I going to find a 12-string Graphite Stick? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry sweetie, maybe Kevin-c will sell you his |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | We'll have to buy a different tapping instrument |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Skeletone, Warr, Megatar... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Maybe a Krappy... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | It's just a freboard with a pickup and strings |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Why does it take so long to hand make these things anyway |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I am going to my room |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | to listen to Kajagoogoo |
