| 00:00 - 00:03 | Kobe, Big Papi, Peyton. All gone. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Goodell... |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | That dipshit wants teams in Europe. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Nobody cares, even with free tickets and daily fantasy sports. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Once Nowitzki retires we lose Germany. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Hockey is running circles |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | around the other sports. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Führer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Steiner |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Steiner the Analytics guy has predicted this. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Steiner read Moneyball like 20 times. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you thought WR Moritz Böehringer was the savior to keep Reich interest in the NFL, GTFO. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WE MISSED THE BOAT ON HOCKEY! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | We have ice too! Remember Katarina Witt?! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Our hockey is a joke. Stalin's teams have been kicking our ass. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Yes, the shootout sucks but hockey in Vegas is cool. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I like the fights. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I like the trips and high sticks. I want blood! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Soccer is rigged. Baseball lost me after the '95 strike. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | NFL players all complain and cry for flags. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | They need the big TV contracts... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I don't give a fuck! In hockey the game is fast and they play hard. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, we didn't know how hot the WAG's were. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | What do you fuckers do all day? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Have you seen Carrie Underwood? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Even she knows the NHL is best. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Not just the NHL. Squirts, High School. 3 on 3 OT. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | World Juniors are even better than March Madness. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | One and done in College basketball is a joke. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | When's the last time you saw a hockey player get in trouble? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | It rarely happens. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | They take their aggression out during the game like men. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Clearly hockey is the best now. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Even with that lucky weasel Bettman as Commissioner. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Right place at the right time to take power. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Arena's in every small town |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | in the U.S. You fuckers should've known they were on the way to domination. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | When Edmonton gets the #1 fucking pick 10 years in a row |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | You just know Canada is panicking. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | But Canada is Canada. We couldn't beat a MN High School team. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I'm talking high school girls team. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok. Our boys may have a chance. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | First Enigma is compromised. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | And then I find out that hockey is better than every sport. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I'm so dumb. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | But I have time on my side. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I have at least 40 - 50 years left to learn hockey. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And a 100% deposit bonus code to use. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Fuck Thursday Night Football. |
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