| 00:00 - 00:01 | The AGM was a disaster sir. |
| 00:02 - 00:04 | Whit dae ye mean ya fuckin dick? |
| 00:05 - 00:06 | It was all planned oot. |
| 00:07 - 00:09 | We spent £29.99 oan a tent fae Sports Direct |
| 00:10 - 00:13 | What mair dae they fuckers want? |
| 00:13 - 00:14 | A gie up. |
| 00:15 - 00:17 | We play the Popes XI in 2 weeks. They'll hump us 9-0 |
| 00:17 - 00:17 | 9-0 |
| 00:18 - 00:18 | 9-0 |
| 00:19 - 00:22 | 9-0 |
