| 00:00 - 00:03 | We've managed to locate the whereabouts of JessieJHeartbeat |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | She was located in the heart of Germany |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Where Sweet Talker went 2x Aluminium |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We also managed to obtain a new server |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | But you'll still have to wait 9 minutes to view the Random Thoughts thread |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Perfect. Now we can open member registration. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I'm sick of the HQ fags that keep nagging for it |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Our ATRL+ scheme has failed |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We have no money for a bigger server |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We can barely handle Goosey's essays |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Let alone new members...or another Retro name change |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everybody that bought ARTPOP, please leave immediately |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I can't do this fucking shit anymore |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I can't deal with Swag's subliminal stanning. JUST FUCKING BUY ARTPOP ALREADY |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | And that Lee fucker. If he spent as much time doing something productive as he did promoting that fucking Anna Frozen cunt we wouldn't be here |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | How many times must I vomit over a MusicLoverDude story? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | DISHA WOULD NOT STAND FOR THIS! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | We have less tolerable members than Remmy's T Cell count |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And if I have to see another white box i'll fucking choke myself |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Not to mention that gut bucket bottom Vesp |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | To expand the server we must get rid of the Barbz and the Hive |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Do it! I want you to drown Willy in Dawn's blood |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Can't we just get rid of Retro? His faves list uses 3/4 of our server |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Act 2 will be released before we even have a fucking chance to open registration at this rate |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | FUCK YOU MODS |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | This is a bigger fucking mess than Lotus, ARTPOP, Bionic and Swag combined |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I'd rather drink tea with Devon and Carly Glass or whatever that cunts name is |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Than have to read another Katy Superbowl thread |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I could stick a parrot up my ass and it'd have better range than her |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Someone call Keri Hilson and let her know that there is a job available |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Tell Kworb to go and fuck himself |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | These fucking servers crash more than Brandy |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Gather all of the Little Monsters you can find |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | We'll use them as bullet shields as we storm ATRL HQ |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Then we can use Nicole to bore Kworb and co to death |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | No more Flamebait |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | And if worse comes to worse we'll just use MDNA's unsold copies as ammunition |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Make sure you don't invite Rihinvention or otherwise it'll look like we're trying too hard |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Gather the downed server receipts and prepare for battle |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | If Bangerz can get a Grammy nom then we can do this |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Watch out for BlackJesus especially, he's probably hiding behind a new fave |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | :weeps: :weeps: :weeps: |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | We march out at dawn |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Update your Custom Member Title and pad your vest with Pinkprint albums |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Do it for JessieJHeartbeat |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | ATRL will be done with |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Before we go I must confess that I bought Cheek to Cheek twice |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Grammy to Grammy makes for great torture methods |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Let me check my wall before we go |
