| 00:00 - 00:03 | We can bop to TiK ToK from 6pm till 6:15pm, |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Then your fave: Blow, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | And we can end the listening session with Take It Off. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Later that night we will have a slumber party with all our animal friends, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And get drunk while having her albums on repeat. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I just hope she wins that case soon, |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I need new jams from the queen |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Führer, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Kesha... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Kesha might not win this case. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Her lawyer is fucking everything up. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who has a new fave already: leave. the. room. now! |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | How is this possible? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | How is any of this fucking possible? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | They said they had tons of evidence. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | What happened with that? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Kesha can't lose this. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | That would mean she can't release new music |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And I cannot live my life without the queen of pop. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I would have to listen to the crap on the radio. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Führer, we do bop to a lot of other pop girls. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | That's because you are all flop stans, unlike me! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Führer, we can't stan without new music. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You all have no backbone in those ugly twink bodies of yours. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I have always been here for her |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | When Warrior flopped, I kept stanning, |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | While everyone couldn't stop making fun of her, |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I kept defending her and her career. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I even kept stanning while she stayed exposing herself during the Warrior era |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Or after she decided to released that horrible Crazy Kids remix. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And I sat through those thousand ghost sex stories. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Can't she not be problematic for just one fucking second!? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | We didn't deserve any of this! |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Now we can only hope for some old unreleased demos |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | But it's a full album we need! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | FUCKK |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | That Dr.Luke fucked us all with his bullshit, why can't he just let her go? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I can't believe I have bopped to his songs so much. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | While he was just a huge fucktard. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | But I can't let this keep happening |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I order you all to stop listening to any of his songs! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | I know sis, I love his jams too. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Can we even call ourselves animals anymore? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | If she loses, it would mean the death of our stanbase. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It could be over... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | No more new music. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I guess we will all have to find a new fave to stan for |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Even though none could ever match Kesha |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I'm going to cry now |
