| 00:00 - 00:03 | On February 1st America is about to be slayed |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Katy Perry will host the Halftime Show |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | at Glendale, Arizona |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | the rock legend Lenny Kravitz will join her on stage |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | to perform his hit "American Girl" |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | That's great |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I can't wait for "Legendary Lovers" |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Hitler sis... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | she said... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | she won't perform any new single at the SuperBowl |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | just a medley of all her hits |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | all Walking On Air stans, get. out. immediately |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | what is this mess |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | you said she will perform with Drake |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | not this shitty rapper Riff Raff |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | she is so over |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | buy 1989 on iTunes! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I'm sick of Katy and her zero promo |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | at least Taylor has a few Grammys |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Katy has not a f***ing one |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Katy has nine #1s on Billboard |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Billboard in my ass, I want Legendary Lovers |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | my führer, it would flop anyway |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | nonsense, it's the only smash left |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | it's her Born This Way |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | not here for this mess |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I bet her next album is gonna be her Artpop |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | all this mess is because of Becky G |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | the true smash will never see the light |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | not even a re-issue with "She's So Creepy" |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | her career is so over |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | everyone buy Style on iTunes immediately |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | not even It Takes Two |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | instead she chose This is How We Do |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | and that flop song Birthday |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | and that music video |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I'm sick of this era being such a mess |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | she promised to release it within last year |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | just like Gaga, she's a liar |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | why can't she be smart like Taylor |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | 1989 is a karma for her stupidity |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Walking On Air will never see the light sis |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Bad Blood is the salvation |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Taylor knows how to run a career |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | not this mess |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | the new queen of pop |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | command all Europe to buy 1989 on iTunes |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | she's coming for Katy and Michael |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | just kidding buy Britney Jean |
