| 00:00 - 00:03 | Mein fuhrer, here is the latest timetable. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Your best way is a taxi to Berlin. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | And then leg it to the terminal. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | But the only remaining flight is with... |
| 00:11 - 00:12 | You're not going to like this... |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Air Canada. My deepest apologies. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | But we can use my Lufthansa... |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Loyalty card thing? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Steiner |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Steiner found your card and has used all your points. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We are trying to find where he's gone. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who has not been secretly using my card, get out now! |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | That was an ORDER!!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | The only order that has to be obeyed! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | No f*cker ever gets to use my Lufthansa loyalty card! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Not even Goering! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | How many delays did I endure? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | How many bags of peanuts did I eat? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | To earn all those f*cking points?!!! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Now I have to fly Air Canada. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein fuhrer. They're not quite that bad. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Not that bad? They are diabolical! Bloody awful! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein fuhrer. Not all the time. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Not all the time??? They're always delayed. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | With their stinking aircraft. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Their ugly stewardesses |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | and bloody awful food. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And stupid Maple Leaves everywhere. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Even a cargo airline on a bad day is way better than them. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I wouldn't send my dog with them if I had a choice! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | They would kill it dead, for sure! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | It would have a better chance of surviving this war with Stalin! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | At least tell me it's Maple Leaf class. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | At least then I might survive the trip in one piece. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I only have to get out of Europe. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And who chose Canada for me??? |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | A place where it's Winter for eleven months a year. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And has not even one iota of German culture. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | They even play ice hockey, you know. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I ask you. What kind of f*cking sport is that??? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Here, it's a game for little girls! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's alright, dear. He might enjoy lacrosse. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | And you know what's worse? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | They eat maple syrup. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | On waffles. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Waffles. I kid you not. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | And I hear they even put poutine on their fries too. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | That's like a mix of axle grease and lard. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I'll kill myself before going there! |
