Hitler finds out his teammate didn't build caches
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Hitler gets angry at his commanders, his Ostheer teammate and pretty much everything.
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | While we have secured the main chokepoints |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Conscripts are moving fast and flanking us |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | through the side and the rear |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | They will soon capture the road which runs through Pankow |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and reach the cut-off near our fuel and munitions |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Don't worry, Steiner will build caches |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | to boost our munitions and fuel |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Steiner... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Steiner decided to float a fuckload of manpower instead of building caches |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We're going to run dry on resources |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | The following commanders stay here: Fortifications, Special Operations and Breakthrough |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck is this? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I ordered Steiner to do it! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | That shitty little gardening motherfucker! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I can't believe this noob |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | We could have won! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | And you guys just sit here with your fuel dependant crap |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | You're all fucking useless unless we are winning |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Can't you pull your fingers out your arse for once? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | I can't permit you to insult us like that! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | You are a bunch of worthless, cheap-ass pussies. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhrer, this is extremely dishonorable |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You commanders are the scum of the German people |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Holy Pudding! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | You think you're pretty swish with your powerful units |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | but you're worthless unless we're already winning |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | But schreck-less volks die like garden-heads! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I need the fuel and munitions to support myself in the early game |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | My teammates and commanders always fail me |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And then my opponents tell me I'm a noob |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I should have just enlisted cookie-cutter mix-'n'-match commanders like Stalin |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I could do this without teammates and commanders |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I did the campaign on the hardest difficulty on my own |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And I pwned the damn AI |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Damn Ostheer noobs! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | We could have held them off until I got a King Tiger or a Command Panther |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | But I had no fuel so I had to spam bloody volks |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | The RNG God will favour me from now on |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Blood will be spilt in sacrifrice |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | You fuckers will pay with your blood! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, he'll L2P one day |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I think I just should have dropped |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I just can't take this anymore |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It's over. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The game is lost. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | But if you think I'm going to surrender to them |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I'd rather just demo my army. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Do whatever you want. |