Hitler reacts to Destiny's Dark Below

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Hitler is a warlock in destiny and gets screwed over by the new DLC

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00:00 - 00:03...we are almost finished with the new story missions.
00:04 - 00:05Our problem is killing Urzok.
00:05 - 00:07We will try and flank him here.
00:08 - 00:12Maybe if we all use Murmer with arc damage
00:12 - 00:15we will finally be able to pop his shield.
00:17 - 00:19I'll use the extra time
00:19 - 00:21to upgrade my Plan C and Hezen chest piece.
00:24 - 00:26My Fuhrer,
00:27 - 00:28Bungie...
00:31 - 00:33Bungie made vendor weapons stronger and armor with higher light levels.
00:34 - 00:36Even more than exotics and VoG gear.
00:53 - 00:58Leave if you have a Raid helm, are level 30, a titan, or hunter.
01:13 - 01:15I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS HAPPENED AGAIN!
01:15 - 01:17IT FEELS LIKE STARTING ALL OVER AGAIN!
01:18 - 01:23I AM SO TIRED OF BEING CARRIED THROUGH THE NIGHTFALLS AND RAIDS
01:25 - 01:28NEEDING TO BE CARRIED ON HARD MODE...
01:29 - 01:31HOW IS THAT BEING LEGEND!
01:31 - 01:34I HAVE PUT SO MUCH TIME INTO MY PLAN C!
01:34 - 01:37I NEVER GOT ANY EXOTIC BOUNTIES OR DROPS FROM RNG
01:37 - 01:40ALL IV'E GOT IS XUR AND HIS DAMN SUNBREAKERS!
01:40 - 01:42Fuhrer, you can trade in your exotics for better ones and then upgrade those.
01:42 - 01:46SO I CAN SPEND MORE TIME ONLY FOR THEM TO BE OBSOLETE WITH NEW DLC
01:46 - 01:48Fuhrer, they are listening to our feedback.
01:48 - 01:52Then why do I still have to watch all these damn cut scenes?
01:53 - 01:54They don't even make sense!
01:56 - 01:57I can overlook the story.
01:57 - 02:00I can even play the same missions and strikes over again.
02:00 - 02:03BUT TAKING MY GEAR THAT I SPENT HOURS ON IS A SLAP TO MY FACE
02:04 - 02:08I HAVEN'T EVEN SEEN ALL MY WARLOCK EXOTICS YET
02:08 - 02:13SUNBREAKERS AND VOIDFANG IS ALL THE IMBOSIL XUR CAN COME UP WITH WEEK AFTER WEEK!
02:14 - 02:16AND NOW XUR SPEWS THE SAME EXCREMENT AS BEFORE!?
02:17 - 02:21WHY CANT I UPGRADE MY EXOTICS WITHOUT LOSING MY PROGRESS? I SHOULD QUIT LIKE STALIN!
02:27 - 02:29I just don't understand why they do this.
02:30 - 02:34I stick up for destiny and tell my friends to be Legend.
02:34 - 02:36I want to be Legend!
02:41 - 02:42Sunbreakers...
02:43 - 02:47Why won't they let me be Legend? I've given them my soul!
02:48 - 02:53My wife and kids hate me, they left weeks ago.
02:54 - 02:56I got fired from work too.
02:56 - 02:59I missed work so I could get ahead with the expansion.
03:00 - 03:02And now when I'm almost a 30, they make it easier for filthy casuals!
03:04 - 03:07It's ok. Your'e not a casual.
03:14 - 03:16Maybe I'm the filthy casual.
03:19 - 03:23It's probably my fault for not using the loot cave or not cheesing Atheon.
03:25 - 03:26Casual
03:31 - 03:33That's what I am.
03:40 - 03:46Maybe it's because I didn't play Iron Banner. No, its because I haven't run enough bounties.
03:46 - 03:49My warlock will become Legend.
03:53 - 03:56I have bounties to run.