In STO, Everything is Awesome.
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The future of Star Trek Online is discussed at the Cryptic offices.
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | The latest metrics have arrived from the head office.. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We have lost... |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | another 100 players in Germany. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | There is growing dissatisfaction... |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | with Delta Rising across the country. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | How can this be? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | It is the best expansion ever. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | the players... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The players are mocking us in the forums. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They have started making memes. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anybody who does not like it... get the hell out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | DELTA RISING IS THE BEST EXPANSION EVER!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | AND THE PLAYERS LOVE IT!!! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Did they not get the free lobi?!? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | We gave them cats... |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | yet still they complain! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Why do they bother me so... |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Who are they to question my authority? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | They are morons, the lot of them! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir please, they are our customers. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Are you on their side? Shut your pie hole! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, the queues are empty. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | The queues are not empty! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | That is a bug! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | It is busier than ever now... |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I can do Crystalline all day! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | The players are full of garbage! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Why can't they buy the new ships... |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | upgrade all their gear... |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | and give us all their money! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | How many events and freebies do they want?! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | My children won't speak to me. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | My wife has not had sex with me in months. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | She wants to wear her bikini in ESD! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Morons... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | We just need to delay them til the winter event! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | The insolent beggars will come back for the free ship. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | They will have to keep playing. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | They are nothing but addicts. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And then we will nerf them to death! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't cry, they can't take our cats. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | How did it all go wrong? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | They even think Stahl was better. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | The ignominy. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | That prick did nothing. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | At least our followers on Reddit will not abandon us. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | They buy our lockboxes. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Release them now. |