Muffins in DayZ? No i dont think so...

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Some people like Muffins in a game, others dont..

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00:00 - 00:03So these new cans for DayZ are done..
00:04 - 00:05Not just sardines but also muffins, nice huh?
00:05 - 00:07They will be in the loot table next update.
00:08 - 00:12It´s going to be awesome, Alot of new cans have been created
00:12 - 00:15and this will make the contributors immortal.
00:17 - 00:19Muffins you say?, Sardines i get..
00:19 - 00:21but "Canned Muffins?"
00:24 - 00:26Eehhm..
00:27 - 00:28I´ts just muffins..
00:31 - 00:33I know its not labeled in russian or
00:34 - 00:36slovakian but it´s a nice ingame item..
00:53 - 00:58Canned muffins? Could someone atleast explain why?
01:13 - 01:15Canned Muffins? WITH AN AMERICAN LABEL?
01:15 - 01:17ARE YOU DEVS FOR REAL?
01:18 - 01:23We are going to loose all the players!
01:25 - 01:28Who the hell sanctioned Muffins? HUH? Goddamnit!
01:29 - 01:31and they are called "Derpys"? GODDAMNIT!!
01:31 - 01:34Reddit is going to go APESH*T
01:34 - 01:37The forums will explode with children
01:37 - 01:40screaming that this is breaking the game!
01:40 - 01:423rd person is a gamebreaker...
01:42 - 01:463rd person? MUFFINS is going to destroy the game!
01:46 - 01:48Muffins is not the issue here, there are alot..
01:48 - 01:52you say that 3RD person IS WORSE THAN MUFFINS!?
01:53 - 01:54SCREW 3RD PERSON VIEW!
01:56 - 01:57Canned muffins is the biggest gamebreaker ever!
01:57 - 02:00Useless toiletpapper is better than this idiotic concept!
02:00 - 02:03"Ohhh look at me i have a can of Derby´s in mah pocket"
02:04 - 02:08Is that what you want to hear ingame?
02:08 - 02:13What´s next? "Mommies Fresh Milk" in a jar?
02:14 - 02:16Realism is all gone now!
02:17 - 02:21This will be the goddamn end of the game!
02:27 - 02:29Please say that you can revert this...
02:30 - 02:34Because if not, the "other" game will
02:34 - 02:36take controll of the gamming community
02:41 - 02:42We need this to be gone in 24 hours
02:43 - 02:47Or all is LOST, do you get it? LOST!!
02:48 - 02:53I don´t know what you DEVS have been smoking,..
02:54 - 02:56but you better get rid of it, and the update NOW...
02:56 - 02:59If possible get Rocket to explain this for the forum...
03:00 - 03:02AND REMOVE THE CANS NOW!
03:04 - 03:07Don´t worry, Derpys will survive in our memories..
03:14 - 03:16All is lost, all the tense of DayZ is gone..
03:19 - 03:23all because of your stupid Muffins...goddamnit..
03:25 - 03:26Sardines i get...
03:31 - 03:33thoose you put in a can...
03:40 - 03:46Do not speak of 3rd person ever again
03:46 - 03:49Muffins in can is THE Gamebreaker...
03:53 - 03:56I hate muffins....