| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir your slammed 964 has no likes on Instagram |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Despite the new wheels, no more likes. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We have been to all the local V-Dub shows |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | and still we haven't caused an internet viral |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | I suggest we invade popular 964 race tracks |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | We must buy bigger wheels, |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | bigger wheels means more likes. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | bigger... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | bigger wheels won't work with these enthusiasts |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | 964 owners are mostly drivers. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who likes performance 964s leave, now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | This is a conspiracy, |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | all 964s should be slammed! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Porsches are meant to be on the floor and static objects at shows! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | We will slam all the 964s in the world! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Those bastard know nothing about whats fresh! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Who cares about performance, give me stance! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I want bling wheels, I want air bags! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I want my J-Pegs and show trophies! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My fuhrer Porsche owners like performance! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I know. Those bastards, WE WILL SLAM! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | They don't like our slammed cars because they're un-drivable! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | It's not true, I have a pic of me rollin' |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | SLAM THEM NOW! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I want sudo internet bloggers, |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | writing about our slammed cars now! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I need more overzealous HD pics of our 964s now! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I want the world to say "OMG, so fresh" at every show! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I want bicycle tyres on chrome spinners now! Give me air ride! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Not tomorrow, or the day after, but now! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | We must have new wheels before every single V-Dub show! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | No one can know what the new wheels will be. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | It must be a surprise, or call me a baboon! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Those bloody performance Porsches, |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | they think they're so superior! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | We will invade Rennlist and just post pics of new wheels! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | We will crash their site with all the latest Rotiform wheels! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | You will make these new wheels fit! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Pull the arches out, stretch those tyres, get me the lowest offset! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | We will rewrite the Porsche history books! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok they'll be bored of 964s soon. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Its those damn London 964 Owners, |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | why do they want performance? |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I'm going to cry. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | You're all not low enough. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I just want more trophies, wheels and slamin' |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | They all think they know more about 964s than we do. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | When's the next show? |
