| 00:00 - 00:03 | Big day today, our meeting with Christof from London! |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Everything should be on schedule, like cluckwork! |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | All the BSL interpreters are coming to Berlin from the south. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | They all should be able to avoid every poultry farms. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | The danger spots for chicken crossing roads are here and there. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Wonderful news, and... |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I presume the note taker is also booked? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Erm, Mein Fuhrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | ... <GULP>... actually... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The note taker is unable to come because her chicken is ill. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | You see, Mein Fuhrer, the chicken was limping. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All of you who went to KFC last night, stay here, the rest of you piss off to Nandos. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | This was a booking made FUCKING AGES AGO. |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Time and time again, that shitty poorly chicken gets a limp. |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Why is it that everyone is afraid to note take for me? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Every single one of you out there... |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | ...better not be doing any 'why did the chicken cross the road' jokes. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I should have booked that gorgeous Swedish speech-to-text reporter. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I even skipped bloody lunch at the canteen today. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Missed my favourite chicken korma for this lousy limp of shit! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | That's not fair, you making chicken related jokes, Mein Fuhrer! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I dare you to make a chicken joke then, you whippersnapper! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhrer, I'd rather not! Cluck! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Damn this, I swear I will NEVER EVER touch a pencil again! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | You all can bloody take turns to note take from now on. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Bloody glorified note takers, they're just writers with writer's block! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Damn that Swedish speech-to-text reporter for not being available. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Always asking if I want extras! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Now Miss Braun will find out! I'm up shit coop! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Why on earth didn't the note taker wring the chicken's neck? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Just a bit of chicken noodle soup would have been nice! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | A nice change from bloody tomato soup every DAMN day! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I'm not asking for much, am I? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Deaf people get DLA. I don't. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I have to pay a fucking fortune out of my Swiss bank account all the time! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Tight arses them deafies! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Just imagine the humiliation I will get on Facebook! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I just know 'My chicken is ill' Facebook page will get over 1,000 members! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | None of you better click on 'like'! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I will never EVER live this down! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | For fuck sake, a bloody limping chicken? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry pet, tonight we'll do the birdy song naked! |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Now I am bloody starving! |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I want that limping chicken dead or alive within the hour. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | We will all have that limping chicken for dinner tonight. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | And you all will smile and pretend to like it. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | You know what they say, if you cannot beat them, join them with the jokes. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Who came first? The chicken or the egg? |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Neither. The note taker did! |
