| 00:00 - 00:03 | Welcome all to Sky Poker's strategy meeting |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Sky Poker goes from strength.. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | to strength. This analysis report shows |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | more players are on the site. To increase numbers further |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | we will add more Happy Days, SP Rewards and UKOPS promotions. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Good, I'll present some more TV shows, |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | , the punters love seeing me on TV. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mr Orford.. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Sky Poker |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Sky Poker TV is to stop broadcasting forthwith! |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They blew the budget on Tikay's Xmas Bonus. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Dismissed all apart from Dan, Louis and Chan. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | This is a FIASCO! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Worse than the Snowball fiasco! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Tikay receives a Xmas bonus!! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | That geriatric scrooge doesn't even believe in Xmas |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I can't broadcast to my adorning female fans? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | How many shows have I carried that old codger through? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I have nightmares about the old chump |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | wearing that burgundy jacket!!! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mr Orford, Tikay is Sky Poker TV's prized asset. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Richard Orford is Sky Poker TV!!! Get it right Dan! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mr Orford, the bonus was only 56 pence sir. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I thought we were participating in the befriending an elderly scheme |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Tony Kendall is an employee!? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Ten years I've listened to him |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | on the show prattling on about service stations, |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | motorways, trains, birds, chimneys |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | and the difference between cement and concrete. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Who in the world actually cares??? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Oh and the infamous rubber glove incident |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | While I smiled and laughed with him on set. I cried inside! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I worked with some of the greats of TV... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Zig & Zag on big breakfast!, Close personal friends of mine. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Now they pull the plug on me! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Unbelievable Jeff! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Nobody wanted to work with Tikay on the shows |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | However Muggins here always stepped up to the camera |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I even helped Anna Fowler on how to |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | present the TV show but she forget her glasses |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | So couldn't read the autocue! Amateur! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's OK Anna. Richard loves you really! |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Gentlemen, the truth is |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I'm going to miss you all deeply |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Good luck to you all. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Poker on TV will never be the same. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | This is hard to admit to you all but I have a dark secret |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Tikay is my father! |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | **** my life! |
