| 00:00 - 00:03 | Your blogs and reports and have now gone out. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Your readers are from here, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | The Sky studio's are here, |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Talksport is over there..... |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | ....and a job with The Times is just round the corner, Herr Ryder. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Good, good, I'll just have a look at Toontastic |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | They have a link to all my best work. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Herr Ryder, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Howman..... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Howmanheyman has taken the piss out of your writing style |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He knows all about the Wendy Taylor flame you hold. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anybody who is not pining for CT, please leave the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck is going on?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Where's he getting his info from? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | How did he know about Cockeyed Mala? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | or my chat with Pav? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Don't worry, Sonia. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | This is a conspiracy by Ashley's henchmen |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Sent to undermine a true journalist! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | By hiring an incredibly good looking kid off the internet to poke fun! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But Sir, he's just having a laugh. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Laugh? Do you see anyone laughing at my articles?! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Ryder! All of the time they laugh! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Well I'd like to see them come up with better! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | A lifetime!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | That's what I've gave to the Toon. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Away to Leeds! Away to West Ham! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | So I can phone the likes of Lee Bowyer to discuss how he thinks the lads are doing! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | So I could learn my trade from the best, like Alan Oliver? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Hard drinking with Gibbo just to get a foot in the door! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | How many whiskeys I chased only the Lord Keegan knows? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And these Toontastic so-called fans think they can laugh? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Were they there under Ossie? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Or was it just me and CT trudging through the dark times? |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | so I could bring exclusives from Stevie Taylor? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Ungrateful. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | The pack of ungrateful bastards! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And that McFaul can do one too! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Do they know who I am? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Fighting for truth and justice..... |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | ....as well as Wendy Taylor's phone number. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Sonia, I'm sure he hasn't forgotten you, hun. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Gibbo never put up with this. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Everyone respected Alan Oliver, my mentor. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | A Legend. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Take Roger Tames, always loved, never mocked. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | When will Tyne Tees bring him back for all the North-East sports fans? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Will I ever get on the 'Supplement' now? |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | It was my only dream. |
