| 00:00 - 00:03 | And so, my leader, this is our latest plan. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | It will occur at a little-known school |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | called the University of Chicago |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | An edgelord operative of ours will infiltrate the school |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and stick posters on several walls. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | What kind of posters are we talking about here? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Intimidating ones? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Well... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | They have a picture of you. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They say you disapprove of the school. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We call it a stickercaust. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who went to Northwestern can get the hell out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Our plan is fucking stickers? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Are we promoting an a capella group? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | We're supposed to be sowing hatred and discord. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | And all you do is stick shit to walls? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Fucking hell. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Do you even know what kind of people go to that school? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Their appendages literally freeze off every winter, |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | and they can barely look up from their books to give a fuck. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Won't the stickers make the students fear for their safety? |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | They might, if they fucking ever left their rooms |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My fuhrer, I think you're exaggerating. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | How the fuck will these posters be any more ritualistcally demeaning... |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | ... than going to class? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | And, of course I fucking "disapprove" of the place. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | That's because I occasionally like to have fun! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And fun fucking goes there to die! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And I don't mean that over-indulgent nerdfest of a scavenger hunt! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Christ, how will these stickers demean students any more... |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | ... than their fucking admins have? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | This plan is so fucking stupid, it's like it was made by Stalin. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I went to the U of C, you know. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | They put me in Pierce and things started off okay. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | But then this one day... |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I was on the toilet... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | And the fucking thing exploded under me. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I was just minding my own business, sitting like this... |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And then, shit-water everywhere. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Do you know what that feels like? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | It was a personal volcano of stank. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay... It's "North Campus" now. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | They gave me some gift cards. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | And said it was going to be okay. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It wasn't. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | A drink. Give me one. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Let's come up with a new plan. Something that will really hurt the college. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Like cancelling Shake Day or something. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Fucking stickers. |
