| 00:00 - 00:03 | The plans for Coventry are progressing, no-one suspects a thing. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We have adverts for in the papers for the December games |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | for Keniworth, Solihul, Nuneaton and Coventry itself. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We have also organised a minibus from High Wycombe. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We expect crowds as high as 1561 |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Royal Lemington Spa have the right sort of people. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | How is the interest there? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Er, Derek... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Del... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They would rather poke their eyes out than go to Coventry. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | More than 500m from a Waitrose and they think it's a slum. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Eastwood, Rigby, Haskell stay. The rest of you do something useful like post pictures on twitter |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Coventry not good enough for them? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Think they are too good for me do they? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | The Womens' Institute promised me personally that they would put leaflets in all the shops. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I sat through one of their jam making lectures for that. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | There will be loads of empty blue seats |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Those women out there have wiped them all |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I planned every last detail |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | You have been useless and failed me |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Del, they have been following Andy Goode on Twitter |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | He is FROM Coventry - who let him near Twitter? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | We tried getting Varndell to calm things, but Goode is an idiot. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | He hasn't learned to shave yet |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Get Launchbury, everyone likes him. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | He doesn't need to shave yet. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Where were you when all this was going on? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Tweeting "Oooh look at my new car!" |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | "Land Rovers are really nice!" |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Meanwhile everyone puts two and two together |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | and figures out that Coventry is not in London. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And I want the head of whoever leaked the Borehamwood plan |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I could never go there. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | That's where they made "On the Busses" |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | We may have got numpties from EastEnders turning up. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | "Get out of my pub!" |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | If I want a stadium named after a photcopier than I am having one. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I got all this money, after all. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Do you think I really want to work in the Midlands? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Someone has to. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And besides, the local council are a bunch of idiots |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, I have a friend at Sarries. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | They believed it's Wasps who is the buyer. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | There's the supporters' meetings later. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I'll have to turn up. Maybe not. Why should I? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I should have bought Saracens from those Boers |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | That lot wouldn't care what happened to them |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And they'd say thank-you. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Oh well, it's only for five years. |
