| 00:00 - 00:03 | The Hawkeyes strength of schedule ranks 85th in the nation. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The road games all against non-ranked opponents |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | easily winnable. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We don't play Michigan, Michigan St, Ohio State nor Penn State. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | If there ever was a time for Iowa to win a National Championship, this is it. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | So the road to Arlington, Texas |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | for the National Championship should be an easy one. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer..... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | ...Iowa State.... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Iowa State defeated Iowa at home 20-17, |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | 1 hour ago the Cyclones won on a last second Field Goal. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Those satisfied with Jan 1, Bowl games stay, everyone else leave. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | $4 MILLION DOLLAR A YEAR! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Someone please tell me I'm being Punk'd! $4 Million a year! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | The 10th highest paid country in the nation, |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | and he keeps losing to crappy Iowa State! Are you freaking kidding me! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I was planning a Blackout Game! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Every year we throw away the season by losing to these |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | cupcake teams who aren't even bowl eligible! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | We didn't even deserve to beat Ball State or UNI! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Fuhrer, this is the same coach that took us to the Orange Bowl in 2010! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Yeah and we played lame ass Georgia Tech! The ACC....Who gives a SHIT!!! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Fuhrer, Orange Bowl in 2003 we played USC. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Yeah and we got our damn ASSES KICKED! 38-17!! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | IN FRONT OF MILLIONS! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | We play in the shitty Big 10! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | If we lost to Georgia or Auburn or Florida, |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Yeah, I would still be pissed but at least they are top competition! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Year after year we keep losing to these shitty teams! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | No other team in the nation keeps doing this! This isn't the SEC! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | It's not like were playing Johnny Football for cripe's sake! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | We're in a state of mediocrity, A Big Cleveland Steamer and I'm Sick of it! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I have never played college football, |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | but how can BYU and Colorado win a National Championship |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | and we can't even get a sniff at one. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Iowa football is all backwards, |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | they are satisfied, complacent with Jan. 1 Bowl Games! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | But the last time I looked, the top 2 teams in the nation do not play on Jan 1st. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | $4 Million a year to go 8-5 and everybody is all Happy! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | If were going to piss around and go 7-5, or 9-4 |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | why even play the damn game! This is a JOKE! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay, the Alamo Bowl is still a nice season! |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | My passion for the Hawkeyes has fallen on Def Ears. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I wonder if Bruce Pearl can coach football, |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Did we lose him to Auburn? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Anybody know? |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Maybe I will just change the channel and watch the SEC. Georgia, Tennessee, Florida, S. Carolina, Alabama, Auburn, LSU.. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | now THAT's Football! |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Where is Drew Tate when you need him.... |
