| 00:00 - 00:02 | I am so relieved a team actually took me. |
| 00:02 - 00:05 | I am from Queensland but bolted instantly to play for |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | The Warratahs, the Force, The Dolphins, The Broncos, The Rebels.... |
| 00:07 - 00:11 | ...some teams in England, Wales, Lichtenstein, France.... |
| 00:14 - 00:16 | I should be nurtured and everyone should be nice to me |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | because let's face it, I have more potential then other players. |
| 00:20 - 00:23 | Oh shit, we still have 20 more seconds to fill here, let me just repeat myself |
| 00:23 - 00:26 | Queensland, yep, family roots, Brisbane, grew up there, |
| 00:27 - 00:30 | always been my favourite team..... but if I'm not picked for the 2015 Rugby World Cup |
| 00:31 - 00:36 | I'll be back in the South of France faster than you can say Brand Me O Thee O'Bieber-ee. |
| 00:37 - 00:39 | I have no idea who's in the team but odds-on |
| 00:39 - 00:41 | it's about 15 of the blokes who thought I |
| 00:41 - 00:44 | was such a colossal dick about 3 months ago. |
