| 00:00 - 00:03 | We captured ENR to keep him joining the Koreans. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We imprisoned ENR here |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | in a high security facility |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | completely cut off from contact |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and Salma his mistress has been sent to your private quarters here. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Good. With ENR locked away we wont |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | have to read any more damn diary entries. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Herr Zep... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The Shadow . . . |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | has just freed ENR. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Sporting incapacitated our guards by telling funny knob jokes. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who warned us against letting Shadow into any competition after his ICC fiasco leave the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell use are you? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | You were supossed to have eliminated ENR |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | He's the greatest fantasy football mind this side of Forca |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | now he'll be the one harshing us this competition. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | And now that Falcao is actually available for selection. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Sporting will be unstoppable. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | You were supoosed to get Sporting pissed on gin |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | so he forgot there even was a competition. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | We feed him every case in New Zealand. He's built too much tolerance. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Next you'll tell me they've signed Thomass. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | They did. We're 99 points behind on the spreadsheet for week 5. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Meanwhile India has signed Evs and D1sable, |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Malaysia got Triggerlips and Jonty. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | And here I am stuck with a gender confused spud |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | and a captain who's named after a kind of belly button. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | The only team we're likely to beat is Germany. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And that's only because they have an entire website |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | devoted to collaborating every week |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | to pick a nightmare of a team! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I don't even fancy our chances against England. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Where JT's building a team for a dog eat dog competition |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | And outfitting them with Milk-Bone underwear. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Why couldn't ENR have gone to Belgium? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | At least there ENR's genius |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | would be offset by Doosra's punts. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Or even Australia? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Where SW6 will probably run away with his group and then |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | immediately go all down under in the first elimination round. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I should sack the lot of you |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay, he'll be the one gone after the group stage. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | or trade you for a half bag of cracklins |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | that still has its wildcard, |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | But what's the use. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Nothing. Will change. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | For yet another competition, |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I'm stuck playing Neil Warnock |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | To the Shadow's Sir Alex. |
