| 00:00 - 00:03 | After selling Ba and losing out to Remy |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | we started gettng posts from here |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | here, and here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | From what we can tell, these posters are OOTers and have as much clue about Newcastle United |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | as CT has of a healthy balanced diet. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Get our top 'wrong'un' detective Stevie. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | He'll sort them out. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | he... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | had a furious row with Ant. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The Irish lad still wont let LM back. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who thinks Aeris isn't a lass, get out now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell is Ant thinking? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Who will will determine which city is the fattest now for fuck sake?! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | or which clubs have the biggest mugs?! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | What does he think will happen when any Celtic fans come on bullshitting?? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Toontastic's fucked! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Who's going to save us now?! Fucking Gemmill with his precious manbag?! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | J69 and his fucking pinball machine?! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | or maybe Toonpack with his AK47?! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, Ant was within his rights! Stevie started it! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I couldn't give a fuck who started it! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir! We have many good other club posters. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Like who? Fucking Alpacinofan or that virgin Mackem mong, Daddies Cock? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Jesus wept, man! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | The same shit as usual |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | 'Name your last watched film' |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Zanetti - 'Legend' posts! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Are you fucking kidding me? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | We need more proper NUFC posts! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Did they not experience Kevin Keegan for fuck sake!!?? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Fucking Zanetti?! What the fuck's he got to do with the Toon?! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | If only Kenny Everett posted here. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | If only they would learn from our history |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | You can't support something you don't understand |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | What I need now is a post from Gene |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | telling me of his oppressive struggle against the Felling proltariat to get his degree. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | or a post by Chezgiven from various luxury locations across the globe. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Or even some hair tips from Tom. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Who do they think they're fooling? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | The whole thing is a sham! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Cat, they're all real people. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I hate it when we all argue like this. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Toontastic is better than this. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | with top posters like Monroe T |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | and that Norwegian kid on the steroids |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | If it wasn't for Monkey fist's many |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | 'spoiler' posts with big tits I'd give up |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | We'll see how this all turns out. |
