| 00:00 - 00:03 | Unfortunately, we're losing many states to Trump. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | He is winning in the |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | states of South and North Carolina. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We have run out of steam at this point. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Wolf is trying his best by distracting to blue areas of the map. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Fuck that little bitch, Wolf. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | We can still win Pennsylvania, and Florida. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Führer
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| 00:27 - 00:28 | Florida has
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| 00:31 - 00:33 | Florida, unfortunately, has turned red. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We wanted to admit it last minute. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone get out, except for the leaders of the campaign. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | FLORIDA WAS MINE DAMMIT! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I THREW MILLIONS OF DOLLARS AT THEM! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | LIKE I THREW MILLIONS AT THAT USELESS CHILD OF MINE! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | CHELSEA DIDN'T DO SHIT TO HELP
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| 01:29 - 01:31 | BUT IVANKA HELPED HER DAD! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | AND WHAT HAPPENED TO THOSE FOOLS I PAID ON REDDIT? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO GET ME MILLENNIAL SUPPORT! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | INSTEAD I GET TO HEAR I WAS FUCKED OVER BY A STUPID FROG! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Führer, you greatly underestimated Pepe! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | HES A FUCKING FROG, ASSHOLE! HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW!? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Führer, their memes were too dank for us |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I DON'T GIVE A GOD DAMN ABOUT YOUR FUCKING MEMES ANYMORE! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | WE EVEN RIGGED THE MACHINES! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | WE STOLE IT SO EASILY FROM BERNIE! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | YOU ALL TOLD ME THE CAT WAS IN THE BAG! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | WELL? WHERE'S THE FUCKING CAT NOW, YOU CUNTS?! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | NOW I'M IN DANGER OF ROTTING IN JAIL FOREVER! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | BECAUSE THOSE USELESS WOMEN DIDN'T SUPPORT ME ENOUGH! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | THEY STAYED FOR BEYONCE, BUT LEFT ME IN THE END! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | WELL GET OUT I DON'T CARE I SAID, BUT YOU BETTER VOTE FOR ME! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | It was my turn to be the President
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| 02:30 - 02:34 | Obama campaigned with me, Obama promised me! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | But he was a useless piece of shit! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I sold my soul
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| 02:43 - 02:47 | SOLD MY SOUL TO THE SAUDIS AND THOSE GLOBALIST ASSHOLES! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I wanted to be the first woman president so bad
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| 02:54 - 02:56 | I didn't care who got killed or raped. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I would've sold Chelsea without hesitation to the highest bidder! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | MAYBE THEN COULD SHE FINALLY BE OF SOME USE! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, President Trump won't let that happen. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | My ground game was too weak. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | And i didn't believe in meme magic
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| 03:25 - 03:26 | Mr. Memes
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| 03:31 - 03:33 | You were right all along. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | That a man can be memed into the White House. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | But, I still hate that frog with a passion! |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | The memes have spoken... |
