| 00:00 - 00:03 | Hillary, the early results are not looking good |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We are losing important states |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | North Carolina, Ohio, Florida |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | all look to be wins for Trump, Pennsylvania is too close to call but doesn't |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | seem to be breaking our way either. Our early leads are disappearing |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Those red states don't matter |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | We can still win this thing. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Secretary Clinton, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The Media |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The Media is now starting to say it looks like |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Trump is going to be the nominee |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone except Debbie, Huma, Mook and Bill... Leave now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | This was not supposed to happen!!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I am supposed to be INEVITABLE! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | You incompetent fucks! Why couldn't you rig the general like the primary! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | You are as useless as those bloggers we hired! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | They couldn't even convince LEFTIES |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | to vote for me! What did we pay them for! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | This is all the fault of those damned Hippies! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Those progressives are idiots! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Clinton, it's not smart to attack half the base |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Fuck my BASE! Wall Street is my base! Not these broke assholes that |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Clinton, to expect them to come back after... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | After what? We stole that election fair and square! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Stop re-litigating the Primary! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Look forward not back we told them |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Where do those lefty bastards think they can go? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | They think they can go third party! Bullshit! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | There will never be a third party just like there will never be |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | universal healthcare, a living wage or any of that other bullshit I lied about supporting! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | This was supposed to be a fucking coronation! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Not a goddamned election that I could actually lose! The fix was supposed to be in! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I could go to jail over the dirt they have |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | What did the media do wrong? How did the rest of you fail me so badly? |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | You are all incompetent. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Fuck me... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Everyone has failed me! The Voters have failed me, my campaign staff has failed me |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | This is all those Bernie or Busters fault. They are who we should blame for this disaster. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Those purists make me PUKE! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Sticking to their ideals and principles. Self righteous twits! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Don't they get that isn't how I roll! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, I have a folder named insurance too. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | You have all failed me completely. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | After all, we know that it's not that I was a flawed candidate |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Bill... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Take off your clothes and dance for us. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Jesus Bill, I was just kidding, God, grow a pair of balls or something. We have all seen it already anyway. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | You really do disgust me. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Bring me a bottle of whisky |
