| 00:00 - 00:03 | Del Rey won't collect the boxing stories. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Nor the "Irish" stories. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Dark Horse comics are selling well. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The main title is popular. Their King Conan |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | titles are popular with Howard fans. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Once 'The Hour of the Dragon' is a movie, |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | all kinds of adaptations will be possible. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | They... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They are writing a script of their own, again. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They are not adapting 'Hour of the Dragon.' |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who hasn't read original REH Conan, get out now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell are they thinking? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | The biggest fucking Conan story from |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Bob Howard himself, and they aren't adapting it? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | And Schwarzenegger, again? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | "Legend of Conan"? That sounds like |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | that crap "chronology" from deCamp! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | One damn adaptation! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Is that too much to ask? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, Hollywood only trusts its own writers. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Morons! Has IGNORING Howard helped at all? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, many want to see Arnold return as King Conan. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | King Conan? King Conan? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | The Scarlet Citadel! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | The Phoenix on the Sword! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Fucking Hour of the fucking Dragon! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Howard already WROTE King Conan! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Are you kidding me? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Solomon Kane was good, dark, violent. It tried |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | but it sure wasn't Howard! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Conan the Destroyer wasn't anywhere near Howard! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Conan the Barbarian wasn't Howard! |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | "Red Nails" animated! Now, there was Howard and |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | it ran out of money! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Conan 2011! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | What the fuck happened to Worms of the Earth? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Peter Berg attached to direct? Remember? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | One try at a faithful adaptation? Why not? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | By the time they try Conan again |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | everyone will think DH's emo-Conan is what they should adapt! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Anna, I love Wood's emo-Conan, too! |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Why don't they trust the original material? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | All their ignoring Howard gained nothing. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Why? Why are they |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | afraid of using the stories? |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Somebody bring me the THRILLER "Pigeons from Hell" episode. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | They did that right, anyway. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | And hope for a cable series. |
