Hitler reacts to "Double Hitler"
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Sir, we have Steiner on the line. He is in need of your tactical expertise and war knowledge. On the chart his troops are blue, the enemy is red. You need to draw a line from the blue area to the red area. Just move the troops around that building
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir, we have Steiner on the line. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | He is in need of your tactical expertise |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and war knowledge. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | On the chart his troops are blue, the enemy is red. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | You need to draw a line from the blue area to the red area. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Just move the troops around that building |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | and punch a hole in this wall with the tanks. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Steiner's... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Steiner's tanks can't pass through there. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | I'm pretty sure there is a wall there. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everybody who believes otherwise, get out now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell do you mean tanks can't pass through there. |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Do you have sheep shit for brains?! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Telling me that tanks can't blast open a wall? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | They are right there! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | They cannot run any where! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | They are sitting ducks! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | We can win this war with one strike, |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | and you are telling me that tanks can't pass through there. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, Steiner's tanks can't pass through there! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | There you go again. "Steiner's tanks can't pass through there." |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But Sir, that is impassable terrain! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | We have tanks with cannons! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Blow the bloody wall up! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | We have state of the art weaponry |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | that cannot take down a wall! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | That makes them useless! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Are you kidding me? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | How did we make it through level 1 |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | and level 2 with equipment like this? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Did you tell the enemy that they can't shoot at Steiner?! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I gave up my dreams to become Fuhrer. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I went to art school! Me! Art school! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I wanted to paint more pictures of stars and monkeys. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Too much of this... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Too much of this running in without thinking. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I should have you all replaced. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | The war is almost over and we are loosing |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | loosing because of your |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | "impassable" terrain. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | No, no. Not impassable like yours. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I need to know how this will end. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I need to see this through. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | My fingers are cold and stiff. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I can barely hold a cigarette. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Fine. It will take me 3 hours |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | but I will plot an alternative route for Steiner. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Get me coffee. |