| 00:00 - 00:03 | The Portugal/USA game has been over for three hours |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | McDonalds have updated the rankings twice |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Sporting, Get Your Baps Out, and you are wining your matches |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | 3 points would see us through to the round of 16 |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | At the last update, we held a 3-2 edge over Team Portugal |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Good, we're through then. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Let's start posting JT is our bitch jokes on the forum. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Shadow... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | there's been a 3rd update |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Ronaldo's assist has finally been added |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | You lost by two points |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who told me I was too hard on Sporting in the first video, get out now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell has happened? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | We lost to five guys who's idea of fantasy |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | is imagining humping the postman's leg? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | They should be posing for some poker painting |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | not winning football competitions. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I can't believe I let you losers |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | talk me out of my plan |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | to hack the Council spreadsheet and change our scores! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, the Council firewall is too secure. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Secure? A 14 year old with an I-phone and no moral compass could hack it! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, if we can just beat the Germans |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Idiot! look around the room! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | We're speaking German and wearing Nazi uniforms. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | How am I gonna make a funny Hitler video |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | about us beating the Germans when in the video |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | we're the freaking Germans?!? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Beating Portugal was our best chance. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Hell one of their players keeps trying to quit the game |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | and he's still outscoring most of the other dogs. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Team Germany at least look like they know something about international players. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | How the hell do you win with Ronaldo? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | He looked like he couldn't be arsed to defend. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And didn't know the cameras were on til extra time. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | He was an injury doubt... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | and cost just as much as Messi |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | and still hasn't scored a goal. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Where was Sporting? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Too hungover to change his captain from |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Giroud to Messi? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay, at least Sporting won HIS match. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Now we may need to count on Ghana winning, |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | the team that sheds captains and players |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | faster than a Portudog sheds fur. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Maybe Sporting was right |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | maybe I am just full of crap. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Maybe it's time to move on. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I hear Spain needs a new captain. |
