P.Tribs Meeting
4,781 views • 4/16/2014
How I imagine an average meeting goes around the president's office..
| 00:00 - 00:03 | So we have plans for new construction |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We are looking to put in another building |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Right about here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We can squeeze it in near the Great Lawn |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | It can be brick and have 7 columns |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I think you mean 10 columns |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | 7 columns is not enough |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | P Tribs... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | 7 columns... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | 7 columns is all we can afford right now |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The Admin Building and Bell Tower sir... |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Any Professor...with tenure...needs to leave. Now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell are they thinking?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | If we don't have more columns how will we stay ahead!? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I CANNOT BE SECOND TO W&M! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I was a goddamn senator! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I taught at Harvard for Christ sakes! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Now I have to increase tuition again! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | FOR THE 4th YEAR IN A ROW |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | What will Rosemary think!? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, the divorce papers are already in.. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I don't care! Our names are on the library! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, we can remove her name.. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | That's not the point you swine! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I need these columns |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | The PLP students need these columns |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | It's not enough they get priority housing and scheduling! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | They are the future of this school! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | If we can't put up more buildings |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | where are the students going to live!? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | We are admitting more students than we have housing for |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | and we need to KEEP THEM LIVING ON CAMPUS |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | for all 4 or 5 years |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | How can I keep these kids on my campus for 5 years |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I need this |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I'm sure you all have heard |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | CNUPD gave ME a fucking parking ticket last week |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Who the fuck do they think they are? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Fucking CNUPD |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | They couldn't find their own ass with a flashlight and a map |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | How does 2 years of community college qualify them for shit |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay, one of them was Newport News PD |
| 03:14 - 03:17 | I told everyone I could rebuild this school from the ground |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I can't quit now I'll look like a pussy. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Shit. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | We need these new buildings |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Please do me a favor and don't tell the other professors |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | We have to increase tuition and lower salaries again |
| 03:53 - 03:58 | I only have a BA in History.. |
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