00:00 - 00:03 | And we will be opening new KFC's |
00:04 - 00:05 | these are great locations |
00:05 - 00:07 | here, here and here |
00:08 - 00:12 | As you know there is tremendous footfall |
00:12 - 00:15 | and we expect an early return on investment |
00:17 - 00:19 | But what about the McDonalds? |
00:19 - 00:21 | They are everywhere. |
00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer |
00:27 - 00:28 | Steiner... |
00:31 - 00:33 | Steiner's started using Halal slaughtered chicken |
00:34 - 00:36 | ...and it was leaked to the press |
00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone in my Kindness to Cluckers dept, get out |
01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TELLING ME???!!! |
01:15 - 01:17 | YOU SAID THAT WE WOULD BE HUMANE!!!! |
01:18 - 01:23 | THE POOR CHICKENS WOULD DIE HUMANELY |
01:25 - 01:28 | NOW THEY'RE BEING TORTURED!!!! |
01:29 - 01:31 | MY POOR CHICKENS ARE SUFFERING!!! |
01:31 - 01:34 | Be kind to animals the bastard said |
01:34 - 01:37 | they won't feel a thing, he said, and now |
01:37 - 01:40 | THE POOR THINGS ARE NOW BLEEDING TO DEATH!!! |
01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer, the Krushems are not HALAL |
01:42 - 01:46 | FUCK YOUR KRUSHEMS!!!! PEOPLE WANT A CLEAR CONSCIOUS |
01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhrer I really must protest... |
01:48 - 01:52 | Was this for the liberal WOKE BRIGADE? |
01:53 - 01:54 | THE HYPOCRISY!!! |
01:56 - 01:57 | We're going to lose millions |
01:57 - 02:00 | We'll end up like PIZZA EXPRESS |
02:00 - 02:03 | and Jamie bastard fucking OLIVER |
02:04 - 02:08 | the woke brigade are literally costing us millions |
02:08 - 02:13 | Look what they did to Gilette, with their ridiculous Ma'am campain |
02:14 - 02:16 | "The best a MA'AM can get" |
02:17 - 02:21 | Their wokeness knows no bounds, its a Marxist plot by Stalin |
02:27 - 02:29 | Changing pronouns, left right and center |
02:30 - 02:34 | I don't know what to call my cat anymore, my lovely fluffy cat |
02:34 - 02:36 | is it a he? or a she? or a what? |
02:41 - 02:42 | I called it a he and |
02:43 - 02:47 | the woke brigade got ANGRY, they said I hurt its feelings |
02:48 - 02:53 | its misgendering would affect its eyebrows |
02:54 - 02:56 | Well, I don't see how it matters |
02:56 - 02:59 | its just a cat, a fluffy cat |
03:00 - 03:02 | what difference does it matter if its got balls |
03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, your Trans op is still on |
03:14 - 03:16 | And now this Halal scandal is upon us |
03:19 - 03:23 | and the poor chickens |
03:25 - 03:26 | sad. |
03:31 - 03:33 | Why didn't we just we tell them? |
03:40 - 03:46 | There's nothing for it, people will never lick their fingers again. |
03:46 - 03:49 | Now get me a Big Mac |
03:53 - 03:56 | Fries on the side? |