| 00:00 - 00:03 | JQ and TC have been 2v1'ing us relentlessly |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | One server will cockblock |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | While the other caps lords room |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | They'll even defend each others' towers and keeps |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | All the borderlands are lost and even the EB keep is kept paper |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | We'll make up PPT by pulling overtime |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Run our NA through OCX and SEA |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Our overtime forces... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We didn't buy enough guilds. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We can't handle the 2v1 |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | The following people will leave: pugs, achievement whores, and anyone we paid to transfer. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | We cannot lose one week! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | We spent the past two weeks talking shit on the forums! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | How stupidly overconfident will we look now? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | We tanked prior to the tournament |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Worked hard to appear weak. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Even as we bought more guilds! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | This is clearly the fault of casuals and achievement whores! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Preventing our good players from getting through queues! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | We're trying to make them leave map... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | And now they're making us look like pussies on the forums! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | We posted saying we liked the 2v1 |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | No one's going to believe that bullshit! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | No one likes a 2v1! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | They've penetrated our keeps and towers |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | more than a filthy two dollar whore |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And cheered each other on as they did it. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | We spent weeks buying up enough guilds to fill all of our queues to over a hundred people |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | and still it's not enough. What we need to do |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | is hack into their keeps |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | and DDOS their TS, plant more spies in their servers |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | We're the one's who 2v1 other servers |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | They do not 2v1 us. Not Beastgate. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | That's how it was in season 1 |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Casuals |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | We are surrounded by filthy casuals and whining PVE'ers! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | If I have to read one more BG forum post whining about the 2v1 |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I'll /uninstall! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | It's bad enough we have to fight a constant 2v1 |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | But our own posters make us look pathetic! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, we'll still get a few mistforged weapons |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | How can we continue to be #Beastgate |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | When we are no longer able to beat JQ and TC |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | those trash |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | It's over. This week is lost |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | But if you think we're going to give up without pulling endless overtime |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | you are mistaken. We are BG. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | GW2 is serious business. |
