| 00:00 - 00:03 | Reverend we are awaiting word from Ballotpoint |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | as to the results of the vote... |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Word from our spies on the union message board |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | along with our interception of social media messages lead us to conclude |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | this TA has a very small chance of passing |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Okay well no need to worry |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | This is an "Industry Leading" TA |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Reverend... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The vote... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | It was an overwhelming No |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | 85% of the greedy pilots said No |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | I need everyone out except for Wayne, Pat, Gary, and Dubinski |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck happened?!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Eagle and ExpressJet did this! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | We purposefully shortened the voting window! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | We made sure yes voters would get two ballots! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | No voters didn't get ballots! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Gary! You were supposed to convince them! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | What did you do?! I said to be discreet! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I promised you a nice cut under the table! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Reverend, I worked hard for you! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Do you honestly believe you gave it your all?! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Reverend, I tried not to seem like a sellout! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Well they saw right through you! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | You should not have been such an obvious LIAR! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | When the TA got leaked and you denied everything! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Then you talked down to the pilot group on the union board! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | You promised them better things than what was leaked! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | It weakened our position! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | The TA was seen negatively from the beginning |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | This TA next to their outdated contract! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | It should have looked better than Megan Fox on Transformers! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | We cannot attract new hires with our current contract |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I will have to write an email declaring |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | how much business we are losing because of this no vote! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | So many shiny jets... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | We should have double! No triple! the 175s from AA! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Eagle pilots said no! It was the perfect time to underbid them! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Curse social media |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | They have banded together like never before |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I AM A REVEREND! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Eve, we will fool them next time |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I pray to you Lord, how can I attract new pilots? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I know, let's up the bonus to... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | $100,000... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Only for new hires |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Send an email to everyone on Airline Apps |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | ATP mins, a pulse, and ability to fog a mirror |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | God Bless.. |
