| 00:00 - 00:03 | We start the story where the New York Raid leaves off. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Giant pink filth monsters attack Tokyo |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | here, and here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The players will need AEGIS to defeat them but it's functionality |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | had to be removed from PVP due to not being any fun. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Who made the call to remove AEGIS from PVP? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | And why are the filth monsters pink? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Joel... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Anonymou- |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Anonymous Systems Guy did it. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He's in a bromance with Ciritty. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone but Scrivnomancer, Tilty, Quokka, get out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I was only gone for a month! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | And now the whole damn zone needs to be redone! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | How did this project fall to shambles so quickly?! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Do you realize the hell I will go through on the forums now? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | My welcome home is a furor over mystery boxes |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | and people calling me a liar! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | This is worse than chasing a wombat down it's hole, headfirst! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | With kookaburras mocking me from the trees! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Nusquam, the players were in revolt on the forums, I had to throw them a bo- |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | So you get rid of AEGIS in PVP? We already nixed Shambala. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But Joel, what else could we do? |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You certainly don't let pink filth monsters into the story! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | It's supposed to be black! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Next thing you know |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | random donut guy will stop leaving us |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | presents in the morning for breakfast! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | He might change his tune |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | and start leaving cases of Fosters and pints of Victoria Bitter |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | on the doorstep instead just to spite me! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Just because it's made there doesn't mean we drink that sh!t in Australia! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Now lets talk about the Bird of the Zero Point Pathogen. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Why does it drop criterions? And astral fuses crissakes! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | NY Raid PUGs have been ruined! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | My character's 10.5's |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | are no longer a status symbol when everybody has them! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And purple signet drops for QL0 alts will drive down prices on the auction house! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I know what I need to do now |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I'll hire a new Gameplay Designer to show you |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | how things are supposed to be done! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry Anonymous Systems Guy, we still love you. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | The playerbase is disappointed with us. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | But Tokyo must be perfect when complete. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Start over. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | And this time, fix PVP matchmaking. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | If we can keep them having fun killing each other. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | They wont keep bugging us for release dates of new content on the forums. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | And no more pink clothing. |
