Hitler reacts to Norco Range Carbon delays

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We don't know what the hold up is. Speclialised, Trek - all those big bike names got their component delivery. We're hassling SRAM as much as we can to get the components. The Norco Team riders have got their bikes though. Are there any SRAM reps in the room? Gulp, yes - I'm a SRAM rep but, but....

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00:05 - 00:07We don't know what the hold up is.
00:07 - 00:10Speclialised, Trek - all those big bike names got their component delivery.
00:11 - 00:15We're hassling SRAM as much as we can to get the components.
00:16 - 00:20The Norco Team riders have got their bikes though.
00:23 - 00:26Are there any SRAM reps in the room?
00:23 - 00:25Gulp, yes - I'm a SRAM rep but, but....
00:26 - 00:29but... it's not just me it's Fox as well.
00:27 - 00:29I'm the Fox rep and that's not true, the SRAM rep is a bloody liar.
00:30 - 00:32Sir, no one is owning up.
00:32 - 00:35I don't care, I just want my bike. Why an't you just get the parts, build the bike and get them shipped out to customer.
00:50 - 00:55I'm sick of seeing the Kona Process and DeVinci Troy owners on PnkiBike and MTBR rubbing my nose in it with how good their bikes are.
00:56 - 00:58Everyone except the SRAM and Fox reps get out.
01:09 - 01:12That's it - I'm going to buy a Process.
01:12 - 01:15No, I'm going to get a DeVinci.
01:15 - 01:18Yes, that's it - I'm done waiting.
01:18 - 01:22I may even buy a 29er hard tail instead.
01:24 - 01:27That's right a 29er - stop crying outside my door.
01:27 - 01:30Don't offer me the aluminium Norco - I want carbon, I want carbon
01:31 - 01:36I w a n t C A R B O N - nothing else with do, get me my carbon bike.
01:36 - 01:37Sir, I'm sorry but you can't have the bike.
01:38 - 01:39Can't have the bike - who's the customer here!!!!
01:38 - 01:41Sorry Sir, if you want the bike you'll just have to wait.
01:41 - 01:44Wait, wait - that's all I've done since the beginning of the year. Everyone else is out riding and I'm sitting here dreaming of my new bike.
01:44 - 01:45Get me the bike and do it now.
01:45 - 01:47... and what's with Norco or Live to Play don;t they know how to use social media - do they know how to communicate????
01:48 - 01:49Get me my social media maven - now.
01:51 - 01:53I'm so angry I've blown a testicle.
01:53 - 01:56Someone get me a laptop now so I can post something on MTBR, PinkBike, Twitter, Facebook, Instagram - anything to get Norco's attention.
01:56 - 01:59Why won't they tell me exactly what's going on?
01:59 - 02:04I know, the bike doesn't really exist - it's all a bike nasty joke isn't it!!! ISN'T IT!!!!