| 00:00 - 00:03 | We're thinking of planning a Euro trip next year. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | There are some lovely B&B's on the outskirts of Berlin |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We could hire a van and get the overnight ferry |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | drive through Belgium or Northern France |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | possibly even spend a night at Roubaix |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Going round the velodrome |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | in our white Nomads shirts |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Erm, about the white tops |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | ...the members are... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | ...the members are mainly wearing black now... |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | ...even in the summer. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | The club colours are yellow, green, white - not black |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | You said black was only for WINTER |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | as the white ones got GRUBBY! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | You promised me - only for the WINTER! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | ...and then the women's kit |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | ...where does it say 'lilac' in the constitution? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | What next? Puce? Beige? Peach? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Green and yellow has been worn by generations of proud Nomads |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | generations of PROUD Nomads |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But our members were joining ''Sussex Revolution' just for the kit |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | That's not a CYCLING club |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Their kit is very popular |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Red and Black is just a fad! A FAD! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Let them join The Revolution! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | The Nomads will exist for a thousand years |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | riding in yellow and green |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | through the leafy lanes of Sussex |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Black and pink and blue and purple |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | we look like a mismatched bunch of hippies in a friggin |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | tin of Quality street |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | It wasn't like this in the past when we had only 6 gears |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | and cork brake blocks |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Cut me - cut me and I bleed... |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | YELLOW and GREEN |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | It's bad enough |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | that we don't go to the Morrisons cafe anymore |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | where you could get a cup of tea for just 95p |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | and they did a nice bakewell slice |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | And did I complain when we went to the garden centre in Kingston |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | ...having to walk our bikes through the bleedin' STOCK ROOM |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry - we'll lock the bikes out front next time |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Perhaps we need some new blood on the committee |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I've been doing the accounts for 5 years now |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | and I still can't balance the books |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | someone underpaid by 50p in the club 10 |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | And what about the Christmas dinner? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | We can't go to the golf club again... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | No wonder Selena left. |
