Hitlers Norco Range Carbon is late

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We don't know what the hold up is. Speclialised, Trek - all those big bike names got their component delivery. They're bigger than Norco and the reps are scared of them. We're hassling SRAM as much as we can to get the components. I don't care, I just want my bike. Why an't you just get the parts, build the bike and get them shipped out to customer. I'm sick of waiting, everyone except the SRAM, Fox and Norco reps get out. That's it - I'm going to buy a Process.

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00:00 - 00:04We don't know what the hold up is.
00:04 - 00:10Speclialised, Trek - all those big bike names got their component delivery. They're bigger than Norco and the reps are scared of them.
00:11 - 00:15We're hassling SRAM as much as we can to get the components.
00:16 - 00:20The Norco team riders got their Ranges.
00:23 - 00:28Sir, I'm sorry - you're just ....
00:28 - 00:35... just going to have to wait a bit longer for your new bike; it's just not ready
00:32 - 00:35I don't care, I just want my bike. Why an't you just get the parts, build the bike and get them shipped out to customer.
00:50 - 00:59I'm sick of waiting, everyone except the SRAM, Fox and Norco reps get out.
01:09 - 01:12That's it - I'm going to buy a Process.
01:12 - 01:15No, I'm going to get a DeVinci.
01:15 - 01:18Yes, that's it - I'm done waiting.
01:18 - 01:22I may even buy a 29er hard tail instead.
01:24 - 01:27That's right a 29er - stop crying outside my door.
01:27 - 01:30Don't offer me the aluminium Norco - I want carbon, I want carbon
01:31 - 01:36I w a n t C A R B O N 650b - nothing else with do, get me my carbon bike.
01:36 - 01:38Sir, I'm sorry but you can't have the bike.
01:38 - 01:41I'm sick of seeing the Process and Troy owners on PinkBike and MTBR rubbing my nose in it with how good their bikes are.
01:39 - 01:39Can't have the bike - who's the customer here!!!!
01:39 - 01:42I'm sick of seeing the Process and Troy owners on PinkBike and MTBR rubbing my nose in it with how good their bikes are.
01:42 - 01:44Please sir, it'll be here in April
01:44 - 01:49Wait, wait - that's all I've done since the beginning of the year. Everyone else is out riding and I'm sitting here dreaming of my new bike.
01:49 - 01:56... and what's with Norco or Live to Play don't they know how to use social media - do they know how to communicate????
01:53 - 01:56Someone get me a laptop now so I can post something on MTBR, PinkBike, Twitter, Facebook, Instagram - anything to get Norco's attention.
01:56 - 01:59Why won't they tell me exactly what's going on?
01:59 - 02:07I know, the bike doesn't really exist - it's all a bike nasty joke isn't it!!! ISN'T IT!!!!
02:08 - 02:11I'm so angry I've blown a testicle.
02:11 - 02:16Someone get me a laptop now - I'm going online to try again to get an answer.
02:21 - 02:28First 29ers, then 650b, then carbon - when does it end.
02:28 - 02:32I need it to end, I need it to end.
02:34 - 02:40I've even ordered upgrades to the Range; don't they understand how badly I need it?
02:41 - 02:46And you reps stand there telling me the components aren't available - why???
02:47 - 02:51... and you dress in military uniforms - why???
02:52 - 02:55You with your press days and cool magazine reviews....
02:57 - 03:00(It's o.k. he was only joking about the 29er hardtail.)
03:06 - 03:10I should have stayed with road riding - at least I can get a bike.
03:11 - 03:16I can get my carbon road bike with Di2, put my lycra back on and be happy...
03:17 - 03:19... really happy.
03:23 - 03:27What do we do now - stay with Norco???
03:31 - 03:38Get my money back and go with a Process or hunt down a Troy??
03:44 - 03:46Could I even find a Troy??