Sick Bicycles dont Deliver

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hitler isnt happy that his bike is late and wont arrive in time for posing

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00:00 - 00:03Next on the agenda is your next bike event
00:04 - 00:05The Malverns classic next month
00:05 - 00:07the lake ride is happening here
00:08 - 00:12and the dual over here
00:12 - 00:15and this is the ideal location for posing
00:17 - 00:19very well, but is there any
00:19 - 00:21update on where my Sick frame is
00:24 - 00:26My Leader
00:27 - 00:28there has been
00:31 - 00:33there has been an update from marino
00:34 - 00:36Sick Bicycles apear to have been full of it
00:53 - 00:58if you warned me against Sick leave now
01:13 - 01:158 months i've been waiting
01:15 - 01:17with one broken promise after another
01:18 - 01:23they promised me that I would have a frame
01:25 - 01:28for the malvers classic
01:29 - 01:31I baught all the T shirts
01:31 - 01:34the skulls looked great on my SS death squad
01:34 - 01:37I even pledged to get you all Gnarpoons for christmas
01:37 - 01:40and they turned out to be Vapourware too
01:40 - 01:42Marino is selling the frames off cheap direct
01:42 - 01:46I already paid full price for one of those frames
01:46 - 01:48there are DFA's on Alibaba?
01:48 - 01:52I saw the pictures on Singletrack of the bent downtube
01:53 - 01:54a 66% failure rate so far
01:56 - 01:57Now what the hell am I suposed to ride,
01:57 - 02:00I have a box full of purple anodized parts wating
02:00 - 02:03And I am passed the 6 month paypal refund deadline
02:04 - 02:08And Now I find out that they cant even ride properly
02:08 - 02:13I was sucked in by the skulls and hardcore death message
02:14 - 02:16how can I be seen in public with no bike
02:17 - 02:21when Stalin has a Carbon Chameleon
02:27 - 02:29These god damned Hippsters
02:30 - 02:34I wanted to be a part of something
02:34 - 02:36I convinced myself that it would be ok
02:41 - 02:42I was the No.1 fan boi
02:43 - 02:47and they still lied to me again and again
02:48 - 02:53I forced the SS to all join chainbreakers
02:54 - 02:56its a total shit show from start to finsh
02:56 - 02:59I wanted the thier Ti handle bars too
03:00 - 03:02but it turns out they are weaker than Poland
03:04 - 03:07its ok he might buy German now
03:14 - 03:16maybe I should order a Canyon
03:19 - 03:23but no one will know I'm an indvidual
03:25 - 03:26Jordan and Tim are clearly
03:31 - 03:33suffering from Dunning Kruger Syndrome
03:40 - 03:46I bet they spent my money on drugs
03:46 - 03:49how els can anything go this wrong
03:53 - 03:56maybe I should try trail running.