| 00:00 - 00:03 | Next on the agenda is your next bike event |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The Malverns classic next month |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | the lake ride is happening here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | and the dual over here |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and this is the ideal location for posing |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | very well, but is there any |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | update on where my Sick frame is |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Leader |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | there has been |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | there has been an update from marino |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Sick Bicycles apear to have been full of it |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | if you warned me against Sick leave now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | 8 months i've been waiting |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | with one broken promise after another |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | they promised me that I would have a frame |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | for the malvers classic |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I baught all the T shirts |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | the skulls looked great on my SS death squad |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I even pledged to get you all Gnarpoons for christmas |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | and they turned out to be Vapourware too |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Marino is selling the frames off cheap direct |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I already paid full price for one of those frames |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | there are DFA's on Alibaba? |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I saw the pictures on Singletrack of the bent downtube |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | a 66% failure rate so far |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Now what the hell am I suposed to ride, |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I have a box full of purple anodized parts wating |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And I am passed the 6 month paypal refund deadline |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And Now I find out that they cant even ride properly |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I was sucked in by the skulls and hardcore death message |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | how can I be seen in public with no bike |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | when Stalin has a Carbon Chameleon |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | These god damned Hippsters |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I wanted to be a part of something |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I convinced myself that it would be ok |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I was the No.1 fan boi |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | and they still lied to me again and again |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I forced the SS to all join chainbreakers |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | its a total shit show from start to finsh |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I wanted the thier Ti handle bars too |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | but it turns out they are weaker than Poland |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | its ok he might buy German now |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | maybe I should order a Canyon |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | but no one will know I'm an indvidual |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Jordan and Tim are clearly |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | suffering from Dunning Kruger Syndrome |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I bet they spent my money on drugs |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | how els can anything go this wrong |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | maybe I should try trail running. |
