00:00 - 00:05 | The powershift has happened. They think our heads have all fell off |
00:05 - 00:07 | because they've signed some rejects from Barcelona and Chelsea |
00:07 - 00:10 | The new stadium is on it's way. They spent £90m on players |
00:11 - 00:16 | Tony Bellew has 7 of their players in a combined 11 |
00:17 - 00:21 | They finish the season 43 points behind us |
00:21 - 00:24 | 43 points |
00:29 - 00:31 | 43 points |
00:31 - 00:34 | They thought they were going to get in the Champions League |
00:38 - 00:40 | 43 points |
00:41 - 00:47 | We played them at Anfield and Van Dijk mis-hits a shot in the 95th minute. We're drawing 0-0. It's going out for a goal kick. |
00:47 - 00:50 | T-Rex arms jumps and somehow manages to keep it in |
00:50 - 00:56 | the ball bounces on the bar a few times and then falls to Origi for an easy header. |
00:58 - 00:59 | Klopp runs onto the pitch celebrating |
00:59 - 01:01 | Silva looks like he wants the ground to shallow him up |
01:04 - 01:06 | They all stopped singing their songs |
01:06 - 01:08 | Everyone head in hands |
01:13 - 01:14 | 43 points |
01:14 - 01:16 | They thought the Barcelona tie was won |
01:16 - 01:20 | They were wearing Barca tops around the city and bringing flags to games |
01:21 - 01:27 | Then we come back from 3-0 down to beat them at Anfield. They were complaining that Trent cheated by taking the corner too quick |
01:35 - 01:36 | They all bought Messi scarves |
01:36 - 01:39 | and had to throw them in the bin because we won |
01:41 - 01:44 | No, but in all seriousness, they've spent a lot of money |
01:44 - 01:47 | There is the possibility of a new stadium |
01:47 - 01:49 | They might improve |
01:50 - 01:53 | Maybe they will.... |
01:54 - 01:56 | I can't |
01:56 - 01:58 | Their stadium is made out of wood |
01:58 - 02:02 | The Echo keep writing articles about the new stadium but there's no designs |
02:05 - 02:07 | 43 points |
02:10 - 02:11 | Dan Meis |
02:11 - 02:13 | Is the Monorail man from The Simpsons |
02:15 - 02:17 | The only thing they show is a Bramley Moore Dock sign |
02:17 - 02:20 | They've been talking about building this for years now |
02:21 - 02:28 | There's nothing there barre the dock sign. That's all they can photograph for the articles, so they put the club crest next to it and photoshop it blue |
02:30 - 02:32 | Nothing has been done |
02:36 - 02:39 | The council have pulled out of funding it |
02:40 - 02:42 | Fat Joe has gone into hiding |
02:50 - 02:55 | They want T-Rex arms out of the club now |
02:58 - 03:04 | They've had enough. They're chasing him out of the club like they did to Stones |
03:04 - 03:09 | Remember when they chased him around a petrol station asking him about the Arteta money? |
03:09 - 03:11 | Poor kid |
03:16 - 03:20 | They all support Spurs now |
03:23 - 03:26 | They're praying Harry Kane is fit for the final |
03:31 - 03:36 | They all love Spurs, even though they're trying to steal Andre Gomes from them |