| 00:00 - 00:03 | This year we have a new competitor, |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | we call them the hippies |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Winnepeg is their origin |
| 00:08 - 00:14 | If we use the same "tatics" as last years race to this years new team, |
| 00:14 - 00:17 | then Vancouver will know the secret to their win |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I am pretending not to hear what you just said, |
| 00:20 - 00:23 | my team has trained even harder this year |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Tom, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | we should, |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | we should talk about the scheme we planned last year |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | I don't think we're on the same page |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Please leave if you're not from Kelowna1, Kelowna2, Edmonton |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | How was I not INFORMED! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | That you guys purposefully threw the race! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | You idiots, I sent out an email to cancel that plan! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I told our RMR team we were no longer going to throw the race |
| 01:28 - 01:31 | that we were to race like our lives depended on it! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I cannot accept this, we tried our best |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | and we still could not beat your sand bagging teams! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | as you were all letting Vancouver lap your cars! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Tom, your email never reached any of us! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Are you kidding me? That's impossible! I sent it! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Tom, no one got the email |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | There is no way in hell, that RMR is that bad! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | WE ARE SLOT CAR GODS! |
| 01:55 - 01:57 | Out of all of us, RMR trained the hardest |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | at least 1 hour a day and until my hand got tired |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I couldn't even pull up my pant zipper after training |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | have any of you ever practiced for longer than 30 minutes? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | every muscle in my body was sore, I couldn't even feel my legs! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | The promise of TT glory was all that kept us going! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | None of you here today have what it takes, None of you! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I tell myself everyday, |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | that I have the best team of drivers in North America |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | that no one could ever beat |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | For I have, |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | For I have done everything in my power to win, but only to come last |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Everyone of you have betrayed me |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | by finishing ahead of us by not even trying to win! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I trusted you but you made RMR look bad |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | You're a bunch of idiots and traitors! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's OK, he's still got other hobbies |
| 03:14 - 03:17 | I have family out there, listening to us now |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Now that my wife knows you guys weren't even trying, |
| 03:25 - 03:27 | she will ask me to get a new hobby |
| 03:31 - 03:32 | I cannot afford a real hobby |
| 03:32 - 03:33 | I have to make this hobby work |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Calgary must rise from the ashes |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I will sow no mercy |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Get my controller |
