Gigi hears about swingarm winglets

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The Ducati MotoGP team learns that other teams have copied their approach to swingarm aerodynamics.

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00:00 - 00:03We are returning to race in Europe.
00:04 - 00:05The next races are in Jerez,
00:05 - 00:07Le Mans, and Mugello.
00:08 - 00:12Our championship lead is at stake
00:12 - 00:15and we previously struggled particularly in Jerez.
00:17 - 00:19We will dominate these races
00:19 - 00:21with our special swingarm aerodynamics.
00:24 - 00:26Look Gigi
00:27 - 00:28Honda...
00:31 - 00:33Honda also has swingarm aerodynamics
00:34 - 00:36Yamaha and even Aprilia have them now.
00:53 - 00:58Everyone but the aerodynamic crew, please vacate the room
01:13 - 01:15They copied our device!
01:15 - 01:17This is blatant intellectual property theft!
01:18 - 01:23After all the effort to disguise its purpose!
01:25 - 01:28Soon even KTM will have one.
01:29 - 01:31Even in Moto2!
01:31 - 01:34How could they figure it out so fast?
01:34 - 01:37All those hours in the wind tunnel
01:37 - 01:40the entire investment is ruined!
01:40 - 01:42But we tried to disguise it as a tyre cooler...
01:42 - 01:46You should've stuck a big Marlboro logo in it instead!
01:46 - 01:48Our sponsor is Mission Winnow, not cigarettes...
01:48 - 01:52Like Philip Morris is some folk charity!
01:53 - 01:54It is a cigarette ad!
01:56 - 01:57Everyone would've believed it
01:57 - 02:00Just another lunge for more sponsor cash
02:00 - 02:03Putting big money logos wherever they fit
02:04 - 02:08But a tyre cooling device?
02:08 - 02:13Who would believe you need cooling in a desert night!
02:14 - 02:16My balls were freezing in the pit lane
02:17 - 02:21The only colder race would have been one organized by Stalin!
02:27 - 02:29I brought everything with me to Ducati
02:30 - 02:34Everything I had invented at Aprilia
02:34 - 02:36where we ruled 250cc and Superbikes
02:41 - 02:42Exposed
02:43 - 02:47All the aerodynamic advantages we had are now copied!
02:48 - 02:53The salad box is not enough to win in MotoGP.
02:54 - 02:56Now we need wings on the rear fairing!
02:56 - 02:59Formula one-style rear wings just behind the rider!
03:00 - 03:02Wings so large you can't tell it's even a bike!
03:04 - 03:07Impossible, rear fairing is in aero body regulation
03:14 - 03:16We didn't touch the rear wheel yet
03:19 - 03:23It can't be impossible to put aero there
03:25 - 03:26Spinning aero things
03:31 - 03:33Otherwise we will lose to Marquez.
03:40 - 03:46Reserve the VAG wind tunnel for the summer break
03:46 - 03:49I want wheel aerodynamics in place by Motegi
03:53 - 03:56We'll call it a safety device.